What do you call a dog that can do magic?

Labracadabrador

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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

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What do you call a typo in a magic spell

A Spelling mistake

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Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?

Because he is sitting in his deck

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My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.

He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.

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My Stepdad was a Magician who lost his Magic and became a Guard instead

He’s my Guardian

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A man finds a magic lamp

He runs the lamp and a genie pops outs, and says, β€œI’ll grant you three wishes, but your ex wife gets twice whatever you wish for.” The man thinks for a minute and says, β€œOkay first wish is for a million dollars.” β€œOkay” says the genie, β€œyour ex wife also now has two million dollars” The man thinks for another minute and says, β€œ I wish for a Lamborghini” β€œAs you wish” says the genie β€œyour ex now has two Lamborghinis” Finally after a few minutes the man says, β€œfor my final wish, I wanna be beaten half to death”

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What do you call a gecko who knows magic?

Lizard wizard

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.

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Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?

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What do you call a magic owl?

Who-dini

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Did you ever hear about the lumberjack in the magic Forrest?

A lumberjack went to a magic Forrest to cut down some trees for wood. He comes up to the first tree he sees and starts to chop it down. Suddenly the tree cries out β€œWait! Don’t cut me down! I’m a magical talking tree!” The lumberjack replies β€œYou may be a magic tree but you will dialogue!”

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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Hoodini.

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I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.

I'm a part of the WANDaVision.

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Magic carpet?
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? /r/Jokes/comments/l6j0r7/…
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What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabadoor

^woof

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It's magic
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Magic the Scattering
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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A young boy finds a magic lamp

He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says, β€œWhat is your first wish?”

The kid says, β€œI wish I were rich!” The genie replies, β€œIt is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”

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What do you call a magician who loses his magic??

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What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

Ian

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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

Ian.

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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

Ian.

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What do you call a magician without magic?

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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

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A magic tractor drove down the road ...

and turned into a field!

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A magic tractor drives down the road...

and turns into a field.

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What Do You Call A Magician Who Has Lost Their Magic?

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabra..

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What do you call a Magician without magic?

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

β€œYou can't cut me down,” the tree complains. β€œI’m a talking tree!”

The man responds, β€œYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field

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Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field.

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Trixie

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My dog is magic!

It's a Labracadrabrador

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

Ian.

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

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What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?

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