What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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What do you call a typo in a magic spell
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οΈ May 26 2021
Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?
Because he is sitting in his deck
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οΈ May 11 2021
My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
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οΈ May 07 2021
My Stepdad was a Magician who lost his Magic and became a Guard instead
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οΈ May 17 2021
A man finds a magic lamp
He runs the lamp and a genie pops outs, and says, βIβll grant you three wishes, but your ex wife gets twice whatever you wish for.β The man thinks for a minute and says,
βOkay first wish is for a million dollars.β
βOkayβ says the genie, βyour ex wife also now has two million dollarsβ
The man thinks for another minute and says, β I wish for a Lamborghiniβ
βAs you wishβ says the genie βyour ex now has two Lamborghinisβ
Finally after a few minutes the man says, βfor my final wish, I wanna be beaten half to deathβ
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οΈ May 15 2021
What do you call a gecko who knows magic?
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οΈ Apr 24 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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οΈ Apr 28 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.
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οΈ Apr 25 2021
Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
What do you call a magic owl?
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οΈ Apr 07 2021
Did you ever hear about the lumberjack in the magic Forrest?
A lumberjack went to a magic Forrest to cut down some trees for wood. He comes up to the first tree he sees and starts to chop it down. Suddenly the tree cries out βWait! Donβt cut me down! Iβm a magical talking tree!β The lumberjack replies βYou may be a magic tree but you will dialogue!β
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οΈ Mar 25 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
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οΈ Feb 12 2021
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
Magic carpet?
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
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οΈ Jan 28 2021
What do you call a magic dog?
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οΈ Jan 05 2021
It's magic
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οΈ Oct 21 2019
Magic the Scattering
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οΈ Jun 28 2020
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: βAnd you will dialogue.β
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οΈ Dec 16 2019
A young boy finds a magic lamp
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says, βWhat is your first wish?β
The kid says, βI wish I were rich!β The genie replies, βIt is done! What is your second wish, Rich?β
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a magician who loses his magic??
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οΈ May 01 2021
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
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οΈ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
What do you call a magician without magic?
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οΈ Apr 27 2021
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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οΈ Apr 08 2021
A magic tractor drove down the road ...
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
A magic tractor drives down the road...
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οΈ Mar 10 2021
What Do You Call A Magician Who Has Lost Their Magic?
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οΈ Feb 25 2021
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic?
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
What do you call a Magician without magic?
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
βYou can't cut me down,β the tree complains. βIβm a talking tree!β
The man responds, βYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.β
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic?
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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οΈ Dec 01 2020
My dog is magic!
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οΈ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
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οΈ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?
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