What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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What do you call a typo in a magic spell
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Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?
Because he is sitting in his deck
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My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
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My Stepdad was a Magician who lost his Magic and became a Guard instead
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A man finds a magic lamp
He runs the lamp and a genie pops outs, and says, βIβll grant you three wishes, but your ex wife gets twice whatever you wish for.β The man thinks for a minute and says,
βOkay first wish is for a million dollars.β
βOkayβ says the genie, βyour ex wife also now has two million dollarsβ
The man thinks for another minute and says, β I wish for a Lamborghiniβ
βAs you wishβ says the genie βyour ex now has two Lamborghinisβ
Finally after a few minutes the man says, βfor my final wish, I wanna be beaten half to deathβ
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What do you call a gecko who knows magic?
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.
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Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?
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What do you call a magic owl?
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Did you ever hear about the lumberjack in the magic Forrest?
A lumberjack went to a magic Forrest to cut down some trees for wood. He comes up to the first tree he sees and starts to chop it down. Suddenly the tree cries out βWait! Donβt cut me down! Iβm a magical talking tree!β The lumberjack replies βYou may be a magic tree but you will dialogue!β
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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
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I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
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Magic carpet?
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What do you call a magic dog?
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It's magic
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Magic the Scattering
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: βAnd you will dialogue.β
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A young boy finds a magic lamp
He rubs theΒ lamp, and a genieΒ appears and says,Β βWhat is your firstΒ wish?β
The kid says, βIΒ wish I were rich!βΒ The genie replies,Β βIt is done! What isΒ your second wish,Β Rich?β
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic??
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What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What do you call a magician without magic?
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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A magic tractor drove down the road ...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
A magic tractor drives down the road...
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What Do You Call A Magician Who Has Lost Their Magic?
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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What do you call a dog that does magic?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call a Magician without magic?
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
βYou can't cut me down,β the tree complains. βIβm a talking tree!β
The man responds, βYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.β
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My dog is magic!
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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
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What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?
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