Need about 6 womr-wizard pun names!
Hello! so I am terribly uncreative, and turn to you genius folks here at /r/puns for advice with a few names involving wizards, magic, and worms! Thank you for taking the time to read this and offer advice!
Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?
Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.
Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
My friend called me in a panic and shouted, “An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...
...he’s really a big lyre.
What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?
What does a condiment wizard perform?
You think musical wizards are weird?
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
What did the wizard get at the shop?
Don't let the Wizard negotiate!
Fireball is bad diplomacy, it just inflames the situation.
Just one example from my second ever video, 50 D&D puns! I am super new and super small, so every view is valuable to me!
What do you call a dead wizard
A spelleton
My family didn't appreciate my joke so hopefully someone does
What would Mr. Burns say if he were a wizard?
My doc seems to think I either have a wizard or orthopedic footwear...
He said I have mage or healthy shoes.
A wizard dad became concerned that whenever his son went to the bathroom, he wasn't giving himself privacy.
One day, the dad went to use the bathroom, thinking it was unused. There was a loud crash and he sighed, staring down at the scattered mess on the floor.
"Please, son," he said, "will you quit leaving the door a jar?"
What is a bad wizard’s favourite computer program?
Where does a wizard eat his lunch?
Son, how do you call a black wizard?
What does a Wizard use to stick things together?
Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
I once met a wizard who threw a ball of darkness at me.
I hate it when people throw shade.
Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because sorcerers
sometimes have milk
in them.
What kind of cowbell does a bovine wizard wear?
Did you know that the Wizard of Oz had a brother ?
i have a hicky from my date with a wizard last night
An evil wizard..
There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.
What do you call a destructive wizard?
Did you hear about the wizard who got away with murder?
He turned himself into the police.
Two female wizards are chatting... the first says to the second, I liked the hat you were wearing last week. The second says...
What do you call a wizard giraffe?
What do you call a wizard that's on weed?
Who did the wizard marry?
So there are three female wizards assigned to protect three Rolex time pieces. My only question?
Which witch would watch which watch?
From wizard to vampire to bat…
Why is there a wizard of oz but no wizard of kg?
My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"
I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.
Who did the wizard marry?
Who did the wizard marry?
Who did the wizard marry?
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