Whisk Alifa (Wiz Khalifa)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idc19293
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Didn’t know wiz was such a sociology fan!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/namoore621
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What did Snoop say to Wiz?

High.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/se1nsss
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call an empty jar of Cheez-Wiz?

Cheez-Was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesh1er
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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What do you call an empty container of cheese wiz?

Cheese was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilfredbrimly1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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My dad just sent me this. " Today's Windsor Star says that Wiz Khalifa was arrested for public urination behind a bar in the United States."

"Seriously, Wiz!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixMontague
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…

It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmumsalawyer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Feminism

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogwair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Arrested for stealing a calendar.

I got 12 months.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drjamjam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2015
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There once was a man.....

There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.

He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.

One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.

Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was asked for his last meal.

"I'll have a banana," "Just a single banana?" said the perplexed guard. "The warden will grant you a feast and all you want is that?"

"Just a single banana." he said.

After he downed the fruit, he was strapped into the electric chair an hour later.... The warden hit the switch, lights flickered, and the crackle of electricity could be heard for over a minute...

...but our train jockey instead rose from the chair looking more like he got a stiff massage, rather than be put to death! Well in that nation, the law of the land states that if a man somehow survives being put to death, they must be set free...

...And so it came to pass that our engineer was let go...

And for whatever reason, he got his job back!

So he was back railroading again doing the job that he loved. You'd think he'd have been more cautious with this second chance he'd been given, but you'd also be wrong. Speedy Gonzales with a train license decided to gun his locomotive to hard and send it off the tracks again!

Of course, this time he was tried for the same crime, but at a different time (his was a fair commonwealth and double indemnity was simply unheard of!) So fair was their nation, that the jury came up with the same judgement and punishment. So three days later, when asked for his last meal, the engineer simply said "I'll have 2 bananas..."

Not less than 60 minutes after consuming the last morsel was he strapped into the chair and the switch thrown... And....

NOTHING.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onmugen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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What drink makes you smarter?

Wiz-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEmosk98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Why does the smartest kid in class always need to use the restroom?

Because, he's a wiz-kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alan_Watts
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