Wizard Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Wizard Name"

Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?

Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.

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👤︎ u/amar610
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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What’s a good name for “The Wizard of Oz” when it doesn’t stay the same throughout?

In-kansas-tant.

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👤︎ u/x3astu
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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What did the wizard name his son?

Witchard.

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👤︎ u/Mmmmzzzzkhaa
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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Need about 6 womr-wizard pun names!

Hello! so I am terribly uncreative, and turn to you genius folks here at /r/puns for advice with a few names involving wizards, magic, and worms! Thank you for taking the time to read this and offer advice!

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👤︎ u/neozan
📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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👤︎ u/A_Hipster_Fox
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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My magician friend’s signature trick is to make cute kittens appear out of thin air.

His stage name is The Wizard of Awwws.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 05 2018
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Policeman: What is your name?

Me: The Wizard of Oz

Policeman: Your FULL name...

Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ May 28 2019
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