Need about 6 womr-wizard pun names!

Hello! so I am terribly uncreative, and turn to you genius folks here at /r/puns for advice with a few names involving wizards, magic, and worms! Thank you for taking the time to read this and offer advice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neozan
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Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
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Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?

Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
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What wizard can see you?

The Wizard of Eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripletexas
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Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?

He was a pie-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karim_06
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Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?

Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBlackDragon
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What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?

Breville Longbottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, β€œAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he’s really a big lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingkitten101
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What does a condiment wizard perform?

Saucery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SackOfPotatoes420
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You think musical wizards are weird?

Imagine dragons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxJettNotJeffxX
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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
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What did the wizard get at the shop?

Staff discount

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarmaMike
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Don't let the Wizard negotiate!

Fireball is bad diplomacy, it just inflames the situation.

Just one example from my second ever video, 50 D&D puns! I am super new and super small, so every view is valuable to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dastardly_DM_Dude
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What would Mr. Burns say if he were a wizard?

Hexcellent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyljim
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What do you call a dead wizard

A spelleton My family didn't appreciate my joke so hopefully someone does

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucifer130
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My doc seems to think I either have a wizard or orthopedic footwear...

He said I have mage or healthy shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Danksalot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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A wizard dad became concerned that whenever his son went to the bathroom, he wasn't giving himself privacy.

One day, the dad went to use the bathroom, thinking it was unused. There was a loud crash and he sighed, staring down at the scattered mess on the floor.

"Please, son," he said, "will you quit leaving the door a jar?"

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What is a bad wizard’s favourite computer program?

Spell-check

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Son, how do you call a black wizard?

Ugandalf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErykFib
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Where does a wizard eat his lunch?

In the staff room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JediWithBenefits
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Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
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What does a Wizard use to stick things together?

Spellotape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Black_Fox_
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I once met a wizard who threw a ball of darkness at me.

I hate it when people throw shade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danda1f
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Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?

Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
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Did you know that the Wizard of Oz had a brother ?

His name is Gram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What kind of cowbell does a bovine wizard wear?

An amoolet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
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Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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i have a hicky from my date with a wizard last night

she was a neck-romancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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An evil wizard..

There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What do you call a destructive wizard?

Da mage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrZxAlan
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Did you hear about the wizard who got away with murder?

He turned himself into the police.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
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What do you call a wizard giraffe?

A neckromancer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanemazza
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Two female wizards are chatting... the first says to the second, I liked the hat you were wearing last week. The second says...

Witch hat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clearly-Opaque
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What do you call a wizard that's on weed?

Weedzard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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From wizard to vampire to bat…
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So there are three female wizards assigned to protect three Rolex time pieces. My only question?

Which witch would watch which watch?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHPSwitzer
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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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A wizard dies and they lock up his ashes in a lamp

The lamp is then fastened by the sea, just so none of the townsfolk get into trouble. One day, an inquisitive young chap opens the lamp and the wizard starts wreaking havoc upon the town. All the scientists gather and decide to chemically dissolve the lamp. But all the chemicals they have fail to work. They try to burn it, melt it and what not but nothing works. Finally one scientist says β€œI know exactly what we should do. Pour excessive chemicals and try to dissolve it. I know we’ve tried it before but let’s give it another shot.” They bring in acids and other corrosives from the neighbouring cities and pour it on the lamp and it successfully dissolves and the wizard disappears. Everyone is amazed and asks the scientist β€œHow did you know about the extra chemicals?” The bald, black scientist looks at them and says β€œOh that’s easy. Moored urn problems require more darn solutions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordoflethargy
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Why is there a wizard of oz but no wizard of kg?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revoltechs
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My best friend called me and said "An evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don't know what to do!"

I drove all the way to his house just to find out he's just a big fucking lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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