What do you call a Jedi with four eyes?
Why don't the Jedi take off their shirts to greet each other?
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
Which program do jedi use to open PDFs?
Why can't jedi use the Kelvin scale?
Because only a sith deals in absolutes
Did you hear about the uncaring ,cyclopian Jedi Master?
How did Vader feel before he took his jedi test?
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
How does a jedi know what he is getting for his birthday?
When Jedi go to church…
Do they sit in pew pew pews?
Why is a Jedi not so good with email?
Because a Jedi should not form attachments....
[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
What is a Jedi's favorite card game?
Where do Jedi go to get inked?
How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.
They swing with alot of Force.
What do you call a Jedi horse?
What do you call a Kenyan Jedi?
Why is there no Jedi Navy?
Sailing is a path to the dockside
What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?
Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?
What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?
Why are Jedi such good bakers?
Where there's a whill, there's a whey.
Why are the Jedi against dissolving crustaceans in acid?
Only a Sith deals in crab solutes.
A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
How many Jedis does it take to change a lightbulb ?
One. Ani Skywalker will do!
What do you say to a jedi who you do a favour for?
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?
Jedi's make lousy spouses
They always threaten to use divorce.
Why did the Jedi cross the road?
What language does an Iranian Jedi speak?
What kind of car do Jedi drive?
Is it normal for a Jedi to scale walls and obstacles with ease?
Yes, it’s parkour the force.
How did the Jedi fix his computer?
Why did the Jedi browser fail?
I couldn't handle attachments.
How much Italian desert can a Jedi have?
How did the blind Jedi knew it was Christmas?
Why can’t you email a photo to a jedi
because attachments are forbidden
Why can't you email a document to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
Why did the Angry Jedi cross the road?
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