What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?
Garth Field
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
Where do Siths go shopping?
The Darth Maul
Where do the sith buy their stuff
The Darth Mall
It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...
they're not called the Order of the Jelive
Did you hear about the Sith apprentice who finally got his printer to work?
I hear the problem was A dam driver.
When you think about it, a Sith is
Just a kyberpunk
A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina
The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"
What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy
Dark Side chocolate
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
Darth Ritis.
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
Darth Evader
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
They took the elevader.
What do the Sith and imaginary roots have in common?
They both come in twos
Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
A Darth Mall
What do you call a Sith alien?
A Darth In-Vader.
(my 9 yo stepson made this up) What do you get when you cross a bird with a sith lord?
Kylo Wren
Where do Sith Lords shop
At the Darth Maul....
What do you call a Sith lord in a suit?
A tie fighter
Have you tried the new Sith Blend Roast Coffee?
Itβs pretty good but itβs a bit on the dark side.
Why are all math teachers sith lords?
Because they deal in absolute values
Whats the only Sith Lord that keeps tracks of his bowel movements?
Count Dooky
What's the name of the Sith Lord with really stiff and sore joints?
Darth Ritis
Credit to my cousin for this one.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Where do Siths go shopping?
The Darth Maul
Where does a Sith go shopping?
At a Darth Mall
What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?
Darth Evader
Where do Sith Lords go to shop?
At the Darth Mall.
