What do you call a cat that has become a Sith Lord?

Garth Field

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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Where do Sith Lords go shopping?
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Where do Siths go shopping?

The Darth Maul

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Where do the sith buy their stuff

The Darth Mall

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It kinda spoils the ending of Revenge of the Sith once you realize...

they're not called the Order of the Jelive

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Did you hear about the Sith apprentice who finally got his printer to work?

I hear the problem was A dam driver.

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When you think about it, a Sith is

Just a kyberpunk

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A pilot, Jedi, and Sith Lord walks into a cantina

The bartender says, "What can I get you, Anakin?"

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Holy Sith dude.
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What is a Sith Lord's Favorite Candy

Dark Side chocolate

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Granny Sith
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There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.

Darth Ritis.

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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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How did Sith Lords rise to the top?

They took the elevader.

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What do the Sith and imaginary roots have in common?

They both come in twos

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Where do Sith Lords go shopping?

A Darth Mall

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What do you call a Sith alien?

A Darth In-Vader.

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(my 9 yo stepson made this up) What do you get when you cross a bird with a sith lord?

Kylo Wren

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[Satire] Only a Sith...
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Where do Sith Lords shop

At the Darth Maul....

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What do you call a Sith lord in a suit?

A tie fighter

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Have you tried the new Sith Blend Roast Coffee?

It’s pretty good but it’s a bit on the dark side.

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Why are all math teachers sith lords?

Because they deal in absolute values

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What's the name of the Sith Lord with really stiff and sore joints?

Darth Ritis

Credit to my cousin for this one.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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Where do Siths go shopping?

The Darth Maul

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Where does a Sith go shopping?

At a Darth Mall

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies in their old age instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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What Sith Lord immobilizes his enemies instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a Sith Lord that avoids conflict?

Darth Evader

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Where do Sith Lords go to shop?

At the Darth Mall.

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