I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
Star wars celebrity names
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
I’m still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
Star wars joke
Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.
Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.
Kid: no I'm not!
Me: R2!?!!
I want to tell a Star Wars joke...
But I’m afraid it would be too forced.
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.
Divorce is strong with this one.
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I’m still single on Star Wars Day...
Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.
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