Star Wars Rebels Puns

A list of puns related to "Star Wars Rebels"

What did the stormtrooper say when he went into a church for the first time?

Pew. Pew, pew, pew. Pew, Pew.

Pew.

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👤︎ u/guyanonymous
📅︎ Feb 14 2015
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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👤︎ u/toomuchlovin
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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Dress Sock rebellion

When you finally tell your wife you wore Star Wars socks to your wedding because...you're a rebel.

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👤︎ u/dgree049
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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