What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?

Not bad but a little chewie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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Dad: Carl, I tried Wookiee meat.

Carl: Dad stop. Dad: It was Chewy, Carl...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JOEGG9900
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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I went to Star Wars land last week and tried a wookiee cookie. It was pretty good...

... a little chewie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brorod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2019
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How do you make a Wookiee smell good?

You use De-yoda-rant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enchilada1214
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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Why can't you eat wookiee meat?

Because its too Chewy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2019
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What do you call a Wookiee in a formula one car?

Michael Chewmacca

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superiorgooner
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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Have you ever eaten a Wookiee?

I heard they are chewy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Idrvfastt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2018
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Why did the wookiee in a recent Star Wars movie stop eating after just one porg?

He must have been Chewie...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/atcoyou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2018
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"If you Luke father west....if you're Wookiee" Today's Star Wars weather youtube.com/watch?v=qslJQ…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cuspidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2015
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I had some toffee in the shape of a Wookiee today...

It was very chewy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2017
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Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie?

It's a bit chewy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnmmcallister
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2017
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In the Star Wars Universe, they don't eat baby wookiees ...

because they are a little chewy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2018
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Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.

Wookiee mistake.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dashie1985
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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What do you call a really hairy guy who is new to the army

A wookie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dr_Llamaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18 2018
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I tried some ewok meat the other night.

It was a little chewie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2018
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What did Han say to Chewbacca?

You’re such a Wookiee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jimiray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2019
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Why can’t you eat Wookiee meat?

Because it’s too Chewy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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