My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....
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︎ May 12 2021
If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon
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︎ May 11 2021
What do you call Chewbacca when he gets Nestle morsels stuck in his hair?
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︎ May 04 2021
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?
Because he's still a Wookie.
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︎ May 04 2021
Apparently Han broke off his friendship with Chewbacca...
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︎ May 04 2021
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What does Chewbacca cook his food in?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why was Chewbacca suspicous when he hugged Princess Leya?
Because she was "Luke" warm
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︎ Apr 11 2020
This might look like Chewbacca, but it's only an impasta.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Just watched a great documentary on Netflix regarding Chewbacca's porcelain skills...
It's called - Hairy Potter.
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︎ May 17 2020
Whatβs Chewbaccaβs favorite cereal?
Wookie Crisp.
Here I was thinking I was so clever for coming up with this and apparently the joke has been around for years. Damn.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
What did Chewbacca say when he dressed up as Jason Voorhees for Halloween?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Now that Chewbacca is dead, does that mean Han is flying SOLO?
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︎ May 03 2019
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error
That was a wookie mistake
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Coworker dressed as Chewbacca: "This costume is too hot to work in, I'll never do that again"
Its ok it was a wookie mistake
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︎ Oct 31 2018
What does Chewbacca do when he can't get a ride to his girlfriend's house?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What did Han say to Chewbacca?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Went to my first Star Wars convention dressed as Chewbacca....
I was expecting to be unique but there were a lot of Chewbaccas. Guess that was a Wookie mistake.
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︎ Jun 07 2018
Chewbaccaβs in a better place now.
In a galaxy far far away.
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︎ May 03 2019
Would you go on a date with me if iβd look like Chewbacca?
Her: Would you go on a date with me if iβd look like Chewbacca?
Him: Nah, Iβd rather go Solo
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︎ Jun 20 2018
My friend bought a Chewbacca seat belt cover
I told him that he can now drive Han's free
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︎ Jun 24 2017
What religion is Chewbacca?
He is Chew-ish!
(Took this from a friend)
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︎ Apr 30 2018
TIFU wearing my Chewbacca costume to the Star Trek convention.
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︎ Jan 17 2018
What kind of car does Chewbacca drive?
He doesn't have one! Ewoks!
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︎ May 04 2016
How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?
They used their Endor voices.
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︎ May 03 2018
Son: Dad, is Chewbacca a Wookie?
Me: Yeah, but he'll get better with pwactice.
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︎ May 06 2017
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.
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︎ May 30 2020
Just saw the new Netflix documentary about Chewbacca's porcelain skills...
It's called "Hairy Potter".
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Chewbacca just started playing baseball.
He won Wookie of the Year.
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