Millennium Falcon Puns

A list of puns related to "Millennium Falcon"

One time Chewbacca forgot to release the emergency brake before flying the millennium falcon

It was a wookie mistake

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👤︎ u/TheHamstoner
📅︎ May 11 2021
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Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?

Because he's still a Wookie.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ May 04 2021
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How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?

He had the Bespin.

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👤︎ u/onepoint21gigahops
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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👤︎ u/mojogoing
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?

Having par-sex!

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👤︎ u/kra2ymonkey
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?

With a wook-key.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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Why did the Millennium Falcon blow up?

Because Chewie was playing with a live Han grenade, and it fired first.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Family got a Millennium Falcon rug for my birthday.

http://imgur.com/f20P0zK

I call it the "Kessel Runner".

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👤︎ u/Jehannum_505
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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What do they have for supper on the Millennium Falcon?

Milk and Wookies.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 17 2017
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I was watching the new Star Wars with my dad and he drops this one...

Leia says to Han, "Some things never change. You still drive me crazy."

And my dad turns to me with this stupid grin and says "It's pronounced the Millennium Falcon, not the 'me crazy'" And he just stared at me grinning while I cracked up in a crowded movie theater.

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👤︎ u/JustinianTheWrong
📅︎ Jan 22 2016
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon?

Wookie mistake!

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it

It was a Wookie mistake

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👤︎ u/GTR-1003
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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