Luke Skywalker Puns

A list of puns related to "Luke Skywalker"

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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👤︎ u/CoddiwomplingRandall
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?

Metaphors be with you.

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👤︎ u/P_Creative
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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How did Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader?

By beating the Sith out of him.

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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What do you call Luke Skywalker after he uses Visine eye drops?

A Jedi with no red eye

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?

Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.

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👤︎ u/ArcWalrus
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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How does Luke skywalker make money?

He gets a rebel Allowance.

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👤︎ u/AlexCorncob
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?

Qui-Gon Gin

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👤︎ u/marktwain6522
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why couldn't Luke Skywalker find love

He was looking in aladaran places

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👤︎ u/Eeeper
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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When Luke Skywalker was growing up, he sometimes forgot to use utensils while eating.

So, Owen and Beru had to say "Use the fork, Luke."

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👤︎ u/gman314
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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Why did Luke Skywalker's dad cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Jan 08 2018
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How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?

They used their Endor voices.

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👤︎ u/MentatTir
📅︎ May 03 2018
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What does Luke Skywalker use to open .pdf files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

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👤︎ u/WeirdWonderWolfy
📅︎ Apr 28 2017
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What position would Luke Skywalker play on the Star Wars hockey team?

X-Wing

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👤︎ u/tavissd1
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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Luke Skywalker didn't like his Wookie steak.

He said it was Chewie.

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👤︎ u/OccamsBroadsword
📅︎ Dec 06 2015
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?

He had felt his presents....

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👤︎ u/FuckinWimp87
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Luke Skywalker: I know what Han is getting for Christmas.

Leia: How did you figure that out? Luke: I felt his presence.

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents

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👤︎ u/robdelterror
📅︎ May 04 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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👤︎ u/fiorella613
📅︎ May 01 2017
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