I felt your presents!
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Because he tried to force it.
Your thots will betray you.
At least it wasnβt darth vader nobody likes when bananas go to the dark side
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
Metaphors be with you.
So in my best Obi-Wan Kenobi voice I said, "Luke, use the fork!"
A Tatooweenie.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
Luke, Iβm not your father, but your sister calls me daddy.
Leia, Yoda, Leia, Yoda, Leia HEE HOOOOO
She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
By beating the Sith out of him.
Use the fork Luke.
Ewoked
So Saturdayβs really are for the Boyce
He could feel his presents.
Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.
A Jedi with no red eye
He gets a rebel Allowance.
They were looking in Alderaan places
He felt his presents.
He had felt his presents....
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Leia: How did you figure that out? Luke: I felt his presence.
Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
He felt his presents
He felt his presents.
He felt his presents
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
He felt his presents.
He felt his presents.
He felt his presence
She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.
He felt his presents.
He felt his presents.
He felt his presents!
"Use the fork Luke"
Use your fork, Luke!
He felt his presents
He felt his presents!
He could feel his presents
He felt his presents.
