My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew

It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gymdodo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What did Matthew McConaughey say when everything fell out of his Reuben?

All rye, all rye, all rye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheese_Junky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pxander
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why can't Matthew Mcconaughey drive in Nascar?

They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaleo00x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey helped design the delivery route software for UPS?

There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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If Matthew McConaughey had a cat, what color would it be?

All white, all white, all white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why does Matthew McConaughey never turns left?

Because he's all right, all right, all right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borsken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...

Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Matthew McConaughey is a professor now!! When he gives his students research assignments he instructs them to . . .

All Write! All Write! All Write!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Matthew McConaughey keeps track of his car maintenance...

... with his Lincoln logs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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If, instead of Robert Downey Jr., Matthew Broderick starred in 'Iron Man'...

... we'd be calling him 'Ferrous Bueller.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What did Matthew McConaughey buy at the lamp store?

A light, A light, A light!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owens2k3
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Matthew McConaughey might have a torn ligament.

He's going to have an MRIRIRI scan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.

It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoopmeef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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"Should I call you Matt or Matthew?"

"I usually go by either." "Okay Either, nice to meet you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proletarium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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I just saw Matthew McConaughey in a car commercial.

He keeps getting older, but his cars stay the same age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manartguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Little Known Fact: Matthew Broderick almost beat out Robert Downey Jr for the role of Tony Stark

When Downey got the role, they had to change the movie title to Iron Man instead of Ferrous Bueller's Day Off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Why doesnt matthew mcconaughey's lincoln have a left turn signal?

Because it goes all right all right all right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threecheers4jim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?

Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Herr_Poopypants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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What political party does Matthew McConaughey belong to?

Alt-Right, Alt-Right, Alt-Right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerkyChew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make left turns?

Because he's all-right, all-right, all-right.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/g5zvwUa9720pO/200_s.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmccluskey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?

All write, all write, all write

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-Monster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeartBreakKid99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

All right All right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, β€œI’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, β€œI’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacticalslacker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What does Matthew McConaughey wear on vacation in Miami?

All white, all white, all white!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gasstationradio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey talk about making a movie together...

BRAD: I'll produce.

GEORGE: I'll direct.

MATTHEW: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie.

Clooney says, β€œI’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, β€œI’ll produce.”

McConaughey says, β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarlyyowl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together

George Clooney said β€œI’ll direct!” Johnny Depp said β€œI’ll produce!” Mathew McConaughey said β€œIll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BATHTUBISREAL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I heard Matthew McConaughey can't make left turns while driving.

He can only go Alright Alright Alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccarron16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Why was Matthew McConaughey so bad at Nascar?

He turned alright alright alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyB4x4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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Did you know that Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln can't make left turns?

It just goes all right, all right, all right...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaronVonCodpiece
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's house?

All right, all right, all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotliquidbuttpee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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