A list of puns related to "Travis"
It would be a travesty.
I think I’m in sicko mode
But he really needs to stop making tea, it's ruining everybody's life. Every time something bad happens, all i hear is "what a Travis tea".
Him: "No..." Me: "A travesty."
Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.
There's a new type of tea that changes colour, plays 8-bit tunes and even makes the whole room you're in fill the air with its contents.
It's called hue-midi-tea.
I'm listening to Travis Scott (with headphones on) and my 6 yr old is playing with a lite brite.
Me: "It's lit!"
Kid: "Yeah dad, it actually is lit!"
Me: “I’m not very hungry. I just want something easy.”
Server: “...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?”
Me: “Maybe it does, but that doesn’t help me with my hunger.”
Random Dad across the restaurant: “GOOD ONE!”
Credit to @TravisTeeh on Twitter
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