10 Hilarious Joel Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why can't Joel play the banjo?

Because they banned Jo from playing the banjo

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👤︎ u/Enji612

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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Have any of you seen Billy Joel’s documentary on South Korea?

It’s all about Seoul

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👤︎ u/sors_bandeam

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Billy Joel and his friends were accused of arson, when they was asked why they did it they defended themselves of not doing it by only saying

“We didn’t start the fire”

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👤︎ u/Datnotguy17

📅︎ May 07 2018

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My Girlfriend got me some Brownies saying 'Happy Birthday Joel' My dad altered it... imgur.com/lh3YMUL

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👤︎ u/Smallishbeans

📅︎ Sep 18 2013

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Joel Delivers a Classic

imgur

The Last of Us spoiler warning.

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👤︎ u/Andersmith

📅︎ Jan 26 2014

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I ate a clock today

It was pretty time consuming but I craved it enough to get seconds.

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👤︎ u/Pax_flash

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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What's the downside to eating a clock?

It's time consuming (Joel's joke from TLOU2)

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👤︎ u/Ukamii1337

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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What do you call the force of by a piano player applied over a distance?

A Joel

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👤︎ u/theemptyqueue

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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Raising a puppy is sharpening my skills...

[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]

[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]

Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"

Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"

Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."

.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.

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👤︎ u/thenatureboy_

📅︎ Jan 08 2016

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My wife rolled her eyes after I said this one

Wife: I just have to go take the mat out of the dryer.

Me: are you putting in a Joel next?

She rolled her eyes, walked out of the bedroom saying "just no"

I was proud of me.

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👤︎ u/coljoo

📅︎ Oct 09 2014

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