Billy Joel Puns

A list of puns related to "Billy Joel"

Have any of you seen Billy Joel’s documentary on South Korea?

It’s all about Seoul

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👤︎ u/sors_bandeam
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Billy Joel and his friends were accused of arson, when they was asked why they did it they defended themselves of not doing it by only saying

“We didn’t start the fire”

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👤︎ u/Datnotguy17
📅︎ May 07 2018
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Raising a puppy is sharpening my skills...

[Mom, dad, SO, I eating Chinese food before Billy Joel concert]

[Finishing up, dad notices bunch of fortune cookies left in the box to be thrown out]

Dad: "You gonna throw all these away?"

Mom: "...are you gonna eat all of them?"

Me: "No reason to throw them out, they're worth a fortune.........."

.......It sounded much better before I typed it all out, I hope it comes across as good as it did that night.

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👤︎ u/thenatureboy_
📅︎ Jan 08 2016
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