I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."
"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."
A bridge between the gym and body boards
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?
The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?...
...They ride the Troll-ey.
Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?
Some kid threw it up there.
Bridge on the River KAWAII
How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?
As we were driving, a friend of mine pointed to a bridge with a train on it and stated that the bridge didn't look very strong.
I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.
Have you heard the don't need the golden gate bridge any longer?
Because it's already long enough
Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?
People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.
What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?
I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
He tried to “bridge” the gap... r/IdiotsInCars
Did you see the one about a reddit troll under a bridge?
••••••••••A Bridge••••••••••
The One About A Reddit Troll
You have now :)
Why did the man have to sleep under a bridge in Romania?
Why did the two bridge builders stay together?
It costs around $7 to cross the Golden Gate Bridge, regardless of whether you're a commuter or a tourist.
It takes a toll on everybody.
Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.
I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?
I got my fiancee the other day when we were driving by the peace bridge.
The bridge was lit with green and red lights for Christmas. She said "they should've made it blue and white for Hanukkah", so I responded "well Hanukkah always gets passed over".
My friend dropped this one as we were driving over a bridge on a road trip across the state
"hey guys did you know that bridges generate static electricity? When we get over the center of the bridge touch the window"
We all touch the windows even though we have no idea where he is going.
"do you feel it? Do you feel the pane?"
Atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge, my dad pulled this one off
Dad: So how many climbs do you do in a day?
Tour guy: Today I have three. We've never had a full 24hrs, come close to it though. One day I started at 3am, and finished the next morning at 1am, we then had another tour at 3am.
Dad: I guess you could say that you almost bridged the gap.
Driving to work (we carpool sometimes) on the interstate, I point at the old US hwy bridge...
"Yeah, we took that one home the other day..."
My dad: "NO YOU DIDN'T! There's no way it would fit in your car!"
The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?
He was a little "more on."
Did you hear about the stick up on the bridge?
There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?
Because he was a little more on.
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