I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal

He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."

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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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"I'm fairly certain that I stole my son's really strong beer from the bridge."

"What percent?"
"I'm about 80% sure."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A bridge between the gym and body boards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadbis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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The other options for the Bridge of Sighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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[Dad Joke courtesy of Stephen King] The big moron and the little moron were standing on the Golden Gate bridge. The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off too?

Because the little moron was a little more on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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How do the monsters that hide beneath bridges get to work?...

...They ride the Troll-ey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you guys hear about the stickup on the bridge?

Some kid threw it up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyroneshoelacess
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Bridge on the River KAWAII
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trchappybob
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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How do you ask the bridge that crosses New York's Hudson River between Tarrytown and Nyack if it speaks German?

Tappan Zee Deutsche?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftheoryArts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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As we were driving, a friend of mine pointed to a bridge with a train on it and stated that the bridge didn't look very strong.

I replied that what it lacks in strength, it makes up for in training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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The Golden Gate Bridge's new slogan.

The jump of a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Did you hear about the bridge that washed away in Nebraska recently?

I hear it’s all water under the bridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CritLuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Have you heard the don't need the golden gate bridge any longer?

Because it's already long enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoman2550
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?

People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flammable71
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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He tried to β€œbridge” the gap... r/IdiotsInCars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Did you see the one about a reddit troll under a bridge?

β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’A Bridgeβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’

The One About A Reddit Troll

You have now :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Why did the man have to sleep under a bridge in Romania?

He forgot to Book-A-Rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edc0013
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Why did the two bridge builders stay together?

He cantilever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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It costs around $7 to cross the Golden Gate Bridge, regardless of whether you're a commuter or a tourist.

It takes a toll on everybody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/original_evanator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.

I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sudtle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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I got my fiancee the other day when we were driving by the peace bridge.

The bridge was lit with green and red lights for Christmas. She said "they should've made it blue and white for Hanukkah", so I responded "well Hanukkah always gets passed over".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hersheysquirts101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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My friend dropped this one as we were driving over a bridge on a road trip across the state

"hey guys did you know that bridges generate static electricity? When we get over the center of the bridge touch the window"

We all touch the windows even though we have no idea where he is going.

"do you feel it? Do you feel the pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cortexgunner92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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Atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge, my dad pulled this one off

Dad: So how many climbs do you do in a day?

Tour guy: Today I have three. We've never had a full 24hrs, come close to it though. One day I started at 3am, and finished the next morning at 1am, we then had another tour at 3am.

Dad: I guess you could say that you almost bridged the gap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueerlyPerfect
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Driving to work (we carpool sometimes) on the interstate, I point at the old US hwy bridge...

"Yeah, we took that one home the other day..."

My dad: "NO YOU DIDN'T! There's no way it would fit in your car!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frodohaskids
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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The big moron and the little moron are on a bridge. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off?

He was a little "more on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatonat
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Did you hear about the stick up on the bridge?

I threw it there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmcbacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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There was a little moron and a big moron on a bridge. The big one fell off, why didn't the little one?

Because he was a little more on.

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