When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Did you see the one about a reddit troll under a bridge?

β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’A Bridgeβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’

The One About A Reddit Troll

You have now :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Why did the man have to sleep under a bridge in Romania?

He forgot to Book-A-Rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edc0013
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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I got arrested for dumping ice under the overpass last night. I thought they would have let me go this morning.

Surely it's just water under the bridge by now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure

but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I was really angry with my friend for building a walkway over my pond...

...I’ve forgiven him now. It’s just water under the bridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Mote
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Did you hear about the bridge that washed away in Nebraska recently?

I hear it’s all water under the bridge now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CritLuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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So a guy decides to scare the living daylights out of some people on the highway....

So, my town has a major highway that runs through it, and a bridge that people can walk over. Well, some guy decides to tie a ball to a string and dangle it over the side of the bridge. That way, any car that goes under the bridge will think they hit something and the guy could have a good laugh. Well, a semi comes through, and the ball gets caught on the mirror. The guy's arm gets ripped clean off, and he's sent to the hospital right away. The truck driver gets pulled over as he's passing through another town. The arm is still dangling from the mirror. The truck driver is then arrested, for armed robbery. (Badum-tsss) (Thank you, thank you. I can't wait to get 3 whole karma for this one.)

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Tell me your best-long winded groaners!

Here is an example!

Every morning the Trids got up, ate breakfast, and marched over the bridge to Tridville to work. One morning, a troll moved in under the bridge. When the Trids tried to cross the bridge, the troll climbed up and kicked the Trids all the way back to their homes. The Trids decided to take the day off in hopes that the troll would go away, but the next morning the troll once again climbed up onto the bridge and kicked them back to their homes. In desperation, the Trids decided to ask the Rabbi for help. So the next morning the Rabbi walked across the bridge several times but never saw the troll. He went home believing the troll had indeed moved on. When the Trids tried to cross the bridge afterward, the troll climbed up again and kicked the Trids back home. The Rabbi returned to the bridge and called out for the troll. When the troll appeared, the Rabbi asked why he was allowed to cross the bridge but not the Trids. The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baiglethekid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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Talking with pops about books, fell right into this one.

"One of the most complex books I've ever read was 'Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry.' You've probably heard of it. It started out with aardvark and I only got to....ummm... Nanotubes? Or was it nanometer? Anyway that's when I realized I was actually reading 'Unabridged Dictionary.'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demote
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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