Q. What language do stomachs speak?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Q: what was it like to fight Medusa?
A: At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What did O say to Q?
Wear some underwear and stop flashing you pervert!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs if you set it on fire?
A: Still no flaming eye deer.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Q: Why donβt people starve in the desert?
A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Q:What was the first choir ever called? A:The prior
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?
A: Because he was a blast-femur.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What does your little sibling and Q have in common?
They will always rely on U
(props to my middle school student for making this one up). We start with a top r/dadjokes every morning for advisory - I'm slowly convincing them that dad jokes are the best jokes
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Q: Which US State loves company?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Q: Why would Eminem make a horrible bartender?
A: Whenever you try and order a round he says, βYou only get one shot.β
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Make an entire Q of these.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Q: Whatβs the scariest movie youβve ever seen?
Me: An Inconvenient Truth? Watch out though, itβs really Gore-y!!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you call a subreddit exclusively for the letter Q?
A Q-mmunity.
I see the exit door.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Most people think that the word βQueueβ is just the letter βQβ followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.
They are just waiting their turn.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
My son said I was like a "q."
...Because a q is just a "weird 'o'"
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?
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︎ May 05 2020
Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Q. What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
A. People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones. People in Abu Dhabi do.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What did O tell Q?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
B&q
I phone b&q today to ask how big the queue was they said it was as big as the b
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Motel guests in room Q say they used to see him cheating on his wife...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
High I.Q.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Q. What's the most important thing you can do with crude oil?
A. Teach it proper manners!
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What did the alphabet say to the letter Q?
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︎ Oct 11 2019
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
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