Quesadilla Puns

I told her no. Whatever dilla is, I don’t think I could eat a whole case.

No need to Helen, I don’t need a whole case of them. One dilla is plenty.

Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please."

Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

The clerk asks him how many cases he needed.

Mochis

¡a tresadilla!

He said he thought he could beef it up a little.

Whenever someone at a Mexican restaurant orders a quesadilla, dad says, "oooooh, I hope you're hungry. I can't eat a whole one. Best I've ever done in one sitting is a six-pack-adilla."

I was making a quesadilla...

Me: I wonder how it will taste with this cheddar.

My Dad: It's going to be sharp.

Me: .....

"Really, a whole case of them?"

He replied " You'd look weird in a wrap"

In Queso emergencies

Confused, he replied “Dias? No...”. I said, “well I got a whole case-a-dia.” Actually got my wife to laugh a little.

Also, we weren’t having quesadillas.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

So I got a just in quesadilla.

At a restaurant, waitress comes to take our order...

Friend: Yeah, can I have the quesadilla? But I'm not that hungry, is there anyway I can have just one 'dilla' and not the whole case?

I preceded to laugh uncontrollably. The ladies contemplated leaving.

I was riding home with a friend and his dad when we passed by a Mexican restaurant. As we pass it, I mention that I really like their quesodillas, and then he chimes in with "Oh, I could never eat a whole case, I could only eat an each-o-dilla."

Edit: proper grammar

Edit 2: Removed the grammar joke

At least a quesadilla.

Sitting in a restaurant the other day with my mom and dad. Mom hadn't finished all of her quesadilla.. Waiter walked over...

Waiter: "Wanna box for that?" Dad: "Nah, but she'll probably wrestle you for it."

Awkward Silence