Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?
So they can pasta parcel!
Is mother is ravioli in her grave
What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?
A copy pasta
A ravioli chef recently died
Such a shame they pasta way
These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni...
I used to have another son, but unfortunately he pasta way
My wife was hassling me because I was eating my ravioli with a spoon.
I told her to get the fork away from me.
Where do poor Italians live?
In the spaghetto.
everyone is facepalming
... Spaget it?
- My dad yesterday evening.
Did you hear about the italian chef?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.
Dad joked my waitress tonight!
A little background, I'm in my twenties eating at an Italian restaurant where they ask you if you'd like some extra cheese grated on top of your meal. The waitress was young and cute, so this went down:
Waitress: "Would you like cheese on your Ravioli?"
Me: "Sure, that would be great!" <grate>
Waitress: cracks a smile
