Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?

So they can pasta parcel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Is mother is ravioli in her grave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintnickfun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?

A copy pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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A ravioli chef recently died

Such a shame they pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comarade_moses21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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These are my sons, Ravioli and Rigatoni...

I used to have another son, but unfortunately he pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavy8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My wife was hassling me because I was eating my ravioli with a spoon.

I told her to get the fork away from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Where do poor Italians live?

In the spaghetto.

everyone is facepalming

... Spaget it?

  • My dad yesterday evening.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miss_anty_body
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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Did you hear about the italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetjune_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Dad joked my waitress tonight!

A little background, I'm in my twenties eating at an Italian restaurant where they ask you if you'd like some extra cheese grated on top of your meal. The waitress was young and cute, so this went down:

Waitress: "Would you like cheese on your Ravioli?"

Me: "Sure, that would be great!" <grate>

Waitress: cracks a smile

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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