So they can pasta parcel!
A copy pasta
Such a shame they pasta way
I used to have another son, but unfortunately he pasta way
I told her to get the fork away from me.
In the spaghetto.
everyone is facepalming
... Spaget it?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.
A little background, I'm in my twenties eating at an Italian restaurant where they ask you if you'd like some extra cheese grated on top of your meal. The waitress was young and cute, so this went down:
Waitress: "Would you like cheese on your Ravioli?"
Me: "Sure, that would be great!" <grate>
Waitress: cracks a smile