I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.

You can say I'm agnocchic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.

I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Never say no to dumplings.

They feel bad. They also have fillings inside.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?

WonTon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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My friend invited me over for dumplings this weekend.

I told her don’t worry about it, I know it’s a lot of wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunkyBrister
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.

I guess it's back to square won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.

He's been charged with wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I came second in a dumpling eating contest...

...you dim sum, you lose some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.

I'm eating my gnocchi bare.

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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Dumplings are...

Midgets who don’t want to date you anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinBirk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.

You dim sum, you lose some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elSnorkden
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I dropped my Chinese dumpling on the floor, but I am not mad

You know what they say: You dim sum, you lose some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ETwasMyFriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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How heavy was the world's biggest dumpling?

Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxAvery
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Someone went into our local Chinese shop, threw a whole tray of dumplings onto the ground, and stomped all over them.

It was an act of wonton destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What do you call a 2000 lb Asian dumpling?

A one ton wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyroger24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Just came back from Italy where I offered my wife some pasta and potato dumplings...

... She said they looked gross, but I said don't gnocchi until you've tried it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JozzleDozzle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakaSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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How much does a dumpling weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insult_king
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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How much does the world's heaviest dumpling weigh?

"Wonton"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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How much does a dumpling weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pintobeans95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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How much do Chinese dumplings weigh?

Wonton.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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