3 pasta puns

What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.

What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.

What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.

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What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?

Raw men noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orderoffries32
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I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.

You can say I'm agnocchic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Which pasta gets locked out of the house? β€”Technically a wife joke.

Gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoffa22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What is the most honest type of pasta?

No cappelini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caught_Fadin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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"You wanna cook the pasta right,"

"Or I'll-dente my teeth."

Brought to you by my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarmaOkami
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?

Nudeles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmymeatballs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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The Pasta, Present and Future [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00b90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.

I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houshweeni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What is a jawa's favorite pasta?

Ro-tini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danno49
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?

Cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiousZenLufa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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what do you call horny pasta?

...

fetty wap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1nsomni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Mom: I'm thinking of making pasta or taco for dinner. What are you thoughts?

Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?

purgatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerfulltilt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Creepy Pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ditpo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole

It all gets spaghettified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yzixi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call pasta made from vegetables?

Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What is a pasta maker’s favorite children’s story?

Pi-gnocchi-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xkrazijayx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I ordered the pasta at work today for lunch.

But then I realized I wasn't that hungry, so I boxed it up to take home and eat later.

Because a pennΓ© saved is a pennΓ© earned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeatHTaXx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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To which season is bowtie pasta best suited?

It's for fall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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How did the pasta get away with murder?

The prosecution had gnocci witnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bshafs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?

"I'm getting a re-straining order!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishhReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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How does Trump like his pasta?

Al presi-dente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I compared my girlfriend to boiled pasta the other day.

It's really strained our relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ev1rw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?

Penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abuchunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?

Because it was Alfredo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybram24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Pasta la Vista
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minimine35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razabeth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?

It was a bowlin’ ace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My wife shredded some cheese to sprinkle on the pasta tonight.

I told her she’s doing grate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semarlow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What did john put on his pasta?

Parmajohn cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOOaaEEEEEE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.

All Dante.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What’s the best type of pasta to eat on your own?

Cannellonely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What’s a Jawa’s favorite pasta?

ROTINI!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?

Manicotti; it's totally tubular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReigningDingos
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?

Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLZ_ent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRandomGamerYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"

I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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My neighbour came over to ask if I'd help him drain pasta at the weekend.

I told him I'd have to check my colander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeThosePenguins
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Did you know big bowtie pasta looks the same as small bowtie pasta?

I guess the apple doesn't farfalle from the tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRobonaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What's the cheapest pasta?

Penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flowbombahh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Did the pasta do it?

Gnocchi didn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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