3 pasta puns

What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.

What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.

What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.

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What’s the best type of pasta to eat on your own?

Cannellonely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
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If someone copies the way I make pasta

Did they just copy-pasta?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnus0167
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What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?

Manicotti; it's totally tubular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReigningDingos
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What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?

Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLZ_ent
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.

All Dante.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
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What pasta goes abroad?

Travioli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unlucky-Thing
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My neighbour came over to ask if I'd help him drain pasta at the weekend.

I told him I'd have to check my colander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeThosePenguins
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Did you know big bowtie pasta looks the same as small bowtie pasta?

I guess the apple doesn't farfalle from the tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrRobonaut
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I think the pasta chef is laundering money for the mob

I suspect he works for MacMafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
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How do you tell your pasta is done cooking?

You have to be skilled in Al-dente-fication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebbyseberoni
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Pasta la Vista
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minimine35
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And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razabeth
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The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRandomGamerYT
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I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"

I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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What's it called when someone is turned on by pasta?

A fetish-ine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incompletecow15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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What's the cheapest pasta?

Penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flowbombahh
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You know what they call a pasta fortress

In-penne-trable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itz_Splash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.

It was an elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What's a crane operator's favorite pasta?

Rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megatronJERK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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That’s a farfalle for us pasta lovers...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherfinger420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I’ll give you a bite of my fish eggs if you give me an bite of your squid ink pasta.

It’ll be a squid pro roe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whysomanyemmas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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What's Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penn-ay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrT1ddl3s_II
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What do you call stubborn pasta?

Refusilli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhorsenraul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkshatChat28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What kind of pasta does Forrest Gump like best?

Penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjayplaness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I told my mom to teach my kids her skills in making bread and pasta from scratch

They knead it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggernault
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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He pasta way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oracle_3605
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Why was the pasta locked out of its house.

It had gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thanos_eats_ass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A book never written: "How To Cook Pasta"

By Al Dente

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What’s a ghost’s favorite pasta?

Fettuccine Afraido!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagabriel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do Canadians say when they throw pasta off a cliff?

That’s a farfalle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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OC of an Italian who ran out of pasta yesterday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuiTrent
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnoNinja27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What does a magician like on his pasta?

Presto sauce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepy_pie31
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I was cooking pasta for dinner and as the water was bubbling over I said:

"Goodbye water, you will be mist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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That is one creepy pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcmowlds2006
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Why couldn’t the pasta-maker get into his house?

He had gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateDaGreat79
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Pasta la vista baby
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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I was cooking pasta when I tripped and fell into the colander.

I strained my back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.

I’m feeling cannelloni right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Oh no my pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraiseGalaxyCat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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If you get locked out of your house what kind of pasta do you have ?

Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordthomins
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My partner overspiced the pasta

I should've seen it cumin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curiouscuttlefish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I just failed my assessment to be a pasta chef

Overall it was good, but I made a fusilli mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I went to a pasta restaurant

Under the sign saying the name of the restaurant it said β€œvery cheap pasta.” When the waiter came to take my order I asked him: How cheap exactly is your pasta He answered: just as cheap as any other pasta Very confused I asked him to rephrase and he answered :just as cheap as any other pasta Still quite perplexed I asked him to give me an example.

He then told me: just as expensive as a penne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santaman33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Am glad that my potato pasta didn’t have a lock on it

Cause there is Gnocchi to open it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeydaanTheDragon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Creepy pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The0takuK1ng
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Did you hear about the pasta chef who couldn't make it as a clown?

He came up with 2 fusilli ideas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain-Useless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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He pasta way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuckinameme
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"no, it's the pasta"

Is apparently the incorrect response to "does this dress make me look fat?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I'm told pasta makes you gain weight

But I'm in for a penne so I'm in for a pound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhedkiex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta

He's my penne pal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Why is Italian pasta untrustworthy

Because some of them are spyghetti ._.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Citydoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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My last girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.

Feeling cannelloni right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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When there was a rotini in a pack of penne pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmaotagurfrends
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Pasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyroke
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What do Dutch people strain pasta in?

A Hollander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jephory
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Jokes about pasta are terrible.

Orzo I'm told.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What kind of pasta do questionable Broadway actors eat?

Rigatoni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call really un-memorable pasta?

Forgetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyR1237
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Why did everyone think the pasta was a good stage actor?

Because he Rig-a Tony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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No pasta for you normies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herdek550
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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The perfect name for cheesy pasta endorsed by Ed Gein?

Macaroni and Cheeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapshotHeadache
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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There’s over 500 types of pasta.

The pastabilities are endless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mldutch
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I’ve always been dubious about potato based pasta.

But I thought, don’t gnocchi till’ you’ve tried it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelsiermist
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why was the sauce scared of dating the pasta?

It was alfredo commitment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artist552001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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It almost got pasta!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhAySis
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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What do you call pasta with nothing on.

Noodles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maduroy61
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What do you call someone who sells pasta on the side of the road?

A pastatute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mskaweenah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Tortilator: Pasta la vista

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stingyboi1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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The local Italian served a great pasta dish for one cent...

I really appreciate a "penny" pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I locked myself out of the house when I brought pasta home from the store.

I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.

I had gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawnguardian286
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What do you call ordering pasta in two different languages?

bi-linguini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MulticellularCell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.

I really noodle get better at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Which is the cheapest type of pasta?

Penne-y

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I almost drove pasta it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jameson1823
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory.

After a fusilli mistakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

I made a fusilli mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ropach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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How do German Vegans like their pasta?

Guten - Free

bitte :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_mynameW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Did the pasta do it?

Gnocchi didn't.

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