3 pasta puns
What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
What’s the best type of pasta to eat on your own?
If someone copies the way I make pasta
Did they just copy-pasta?
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
My neighbour came over to ask if I'd help him drain pasta at the weekend.
I told him I'd have to check my colander.
Did you know big bowtie pasta looks the same as small bowtie pasta?
I guess the apple doesn't farfalle from the tree.
I think the pasta chef is laundering money for the mob
I suspect he works for MacMafia
How do you tell your pasta is done cooking?
You have to be skilled in Al-dente-fication
And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"
I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"
What's it called when someone is turned on by pasta?
What's the cheapest pasta?
You know what they call a pasta fortress
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
What's a crane operator's favorite pasta?
That’s a farfalle for us pasta lovers...
I’ll give you a bite of my fish eggs if you give me an bite of your squid ink pasta.
It’ll be a squid pro roe.
What's Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?
What do you call stubborn pasta?
why is my pasta 10° burnt or the tower is 10° leaning?
What kind of pasta does Forrest Gump like best?
I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode
A real Al dente’s inferno
I told my mom to teach my kids her skills in making bread and pasta from scratch
Why was the pasta locked out of its house.
A book never written: "How To Cook Pasta"
What’s a ghost’s favorite pasta?
What do Canadians say when they throw pasta off a cliff?
OC of an Italian who ran out of pasta yesterday
What does a magician like on his pasta?
I was cooking pasta for dinner and as the water was bubbling over I said:
"Goodbye water, you will be mist."
Why couldn’t the pasta-maker get into his house?
Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?
Because they don’t like it all denty.
I was cooking pasta when I tripped and fell into the colander.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
If you get locked out of your house what kind of pasta do you have ?
My partner overspiced the pasta
I should've seen it cumin
I just failed my assessment to be a pasta chef
Overall it was good, but I made a fusilli mistakes
I went to a pasta restaurant
Under the sign saying the name of the restaurant it said “very cheap pasta.”
When the waiter came to take my order I asked him:
How cheap exactly is your pasta
He answered: just as cheap as any other pasta
Very confused I asked him to rephrase and he answered :just as cheap as any other pasta
Still quite perplexed I asked him to give me an example.
He then told me: just as expensive as a penne.
Am glad that my potato pasta didn’t have a lock on it
Cause there is Gnocchi to open it
Did you hear about the pasta chef who couldn't make it as a clown?
He came up with 2 fusilli ideas.
"no, it's the pasta"
Is apparently the incorrect response to "does this dress make me look fat?"
I'm told pasta makes you gain weight
But I'm in for a penne so I'm in for a pound
I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta
Why is Italian pasta untrustworthy
Because some of them are spyghetti ._.
My last girlfriend left me because of my obsession with touching pasta.
Feeling cannelloni right now.
When there was a rotini in a pack of penne pasta
What do Dutch people strain pasta in?
Jokes about pasta are terrible.
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
What kind of pasta do questionable Broadway actors eat?
What do you call really un-memorable pasta?
Why did everyone think the pasta was a good stage actor?
The perfect name for cheesy pasta endorsed by Ed Gein?
There’s over 500 types of pasta.
The pastabilities are endless.
I’ve always been dubious about potato based pasta.
But I thought, don’t gnocchi till’ you’ve tried it.
Why was the sauce scared of dating the pasta?
It was alfredo commitment.
What do you call pasta with nothing on.
What do you call someone who sells pasta on the side of the road?
Tortilator: Pasta la vista
The local Italian served a great pasta dish for one cent...
I really appreciate a "penny" pasta!
I locked myself out of the house when I brought pasta home from the store.
I couldn't get in. I checked underneath the mat, in the flower pot, but then it dawned on me.
I had gnocchi.
What do you call ordering pasta in two different languages?
I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.
I really noodle get better at it.
Which is the cheapest type of pasta?
I almost drove pasta it...
I got fired from my job at the pasta factory.
After a fusilli mistakes.
I got fired from my job at the pasta factory
I made a fusilli mistakes
How do German Vegans like their pasta?