3 pasta puns
What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.
What is the most honest type of pasta?
"You wanna cook the pasta right,"
"Or I'll-dente my teeth."
Brought to you by my dad.
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
The Pasta, Present and Future [OC]
The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
What is a jawa's favorite pasta?
What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?
what do you call horny pasta?
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
Mom: I'm thinking of making pasta or taco for dinner. What are you thoughts?
Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
What do you call pasta made from vegetables?
What is a pasta maker’s favorite children’s story?
I ordered the pasta at work today for lunch.
But then I realized I wasn't that hungry, so I boxed it up to take home and eat later.
Because a penné saved is a penné earned.
To which season is bowtie pasta best suited?
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?
"I'm getting a re-straining order!"
How does Trump like his pasta?
I compared my girlfriend to boiled pasta the other day.
It's really strained our relationship.
What’s Forest Gump’s favorite kind of pasta?
Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?
And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
My wife shredded some cheese to sprinkle on the pasta tonight.
I told her she’s doing grate.
What did john put on his pasta?
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
What’s the best type of pasta to eat on your own?
What’s a Jawa’s favorite pasta?
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"
I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"
My neighbour came over to ask if I'd help him drain pasta at the weekend.
I told him I'd have to check my colander.
Did you know big bowtie pasta looks the same as small bowtie pasta?
I guess the apple doesn't farfalle from the tree.
What's the cheapest pasta?