3 pasta puns
What do you call it when the Italian Mafia fixes the awards for the best musicals?
Rigatoni.
What do you call it when a plate of bow tie pasta falls off of a skyscrapper?
Farfalle.
What's James Bond's favorite pasta?
Mini penne.
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︎ Jun 26 2017
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? βTechnically a wife joke.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What is the most honest type of pasta?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
"You wanna cook the pasta right,"
"Or I'll-dente my teeth."
Brought to you by my dad.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What did the pasta send to the other pasta to spice up their relationship?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
The Pasta, Present and Future [OC]
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︎ Nov 17 2020
The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What is a jawa's favorite pasta?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
what do you call horny pasta?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Mom: I'm thinking of making pasta or taco for dinner. What are you thoughts?
Dad: Those are the little voices that say things inside my head.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Creepy Pasta
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︎ Oct 19 2020
No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole
It all gets spaghettified.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Pasta
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call pasta made from vegetables?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What is a pasta makerβs favorite childrenβs story?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I ordered the pasta at work today for lunch.
But then I realized I wasn't that hungry, so I boxed it up to take home and eat later.
Because a pennΓ© saved is a pennΓ© earned.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
To which season is bowtie pasta best suited?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What did the pasta say after the chef didn't drain all the water?
"I'm getting a re-straining order!"
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︎ Sep 06 2020
How does Trump like his pasta?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I compared my girlfriend to boiled pasta the other day.
It's really strained our relationship.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Whatβs Forest Gumpβs favorite kind of pasta?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why was the pasta scared of the sauce?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Pasta la Vista
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︎ Jun 11 2019
And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
My wife shredded some cheese to sprinkle on the pasta tonight.
I told her sheβs doing grate.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What did john put on his pasta?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Whatβs the best type of pasta to eat on your own?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Whatβs a Jawaβs favorite pasta?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
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︎ May 25 2020
What do you call a pasta that canβt get into their house?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"
I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My neighbour came over to ask if I'd help him drain pasta at the weekend.
I told him I'd have to check my colander.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Did you know big bowtie pasta looks the same as small bowtie pasta?
I guess the apple doesn't farfalle from the tree.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Did the pasta do it?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What's the cheapest pasta?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
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