Danger Noodle pun *hisssss* π
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οΈ Aug 27 2020
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
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οΈ Jan 09 2021
What crime fighting duo hangs out at the noodle shop?
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Nov 03 2020
What's the opposite of noodles?
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οΈ Nov 06 2020
Why were the noodle strands running around?
They were looking for the impasta
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
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οΈ Sep 08 2020
What did the man say to the sad German egg noodle?
You'll always be spaetzle to me!
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οΈ Jul 22 2020
You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.
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οΈ Jul 09 2020
Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?
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οΈ Dec 30 2019
My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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οΈ May 11 2020
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
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οΈ May 23 2020
How do you tell if noodles are old?
If theyβre pasta expiration date.
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οΈ Mar 16 2020
I had a job making spaghetti noodles...
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.
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οΈ Jan 13 2020
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
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οΈ Apr 03 2020
You know why the call them "noodles"?
Because they're not wearing any clothes.
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οΈ Mar 25 2020
You get 4 in a pack, well played Pot Noodle!
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οΈ Jan 10 2020
What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?
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οΈ Aug 28 2019
That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing
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οΈ Feb 12 2020
A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
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οΈ Nov 21 2019
Are you eating the noodles with chopsticks?
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οΈ Jan 19 2020
What do you call hastily done noodles at the last minute?
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οΈ Feb 15 2020
What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
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οΈ Aug 08 2019
My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...
I said, "whatever boats your float."
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οΈ Nov 20 2019
What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?
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οΈ Jul 28 2017
Stopped for some noodles and needed to finish some work. Was no disappointed.
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οΈ Jan 18 2019
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Oct 31 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Sep 03 2020
What do you call a fake noodle
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οΈ Aug 13 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Mar 28 2020
What do you call a fake noodle??
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
(First post here)
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οΈ Jan 03 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
What do you call fake noodles
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Apr 21 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Mar 05 2020
What do you call a fake noodle
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οΈ Jun 24 2019
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Oct 20 2019
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Oct 11 2019
What do you call a fake noodle
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Jan 16 2019
What do you call a fake noodle?
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οΈ Oct 28 2019
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