A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...

Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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A woman was arrested for eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks while driving...

They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Dear Jesus, thank you for these noodles... ramen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmporerEraser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Do cannibals eat ramen?

Or do they cook them first?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatbelo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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A guy named Phil.

I once had a friend named Phil who would put extra salt on his noodles. He died of high cholesterol.

Can I get a Ramen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThayPastaGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My history teacher cracked this one

We were doing early morning review sessions for AP euro. I was running late and instead of cooking breakfast, I just grabbed a package of ramen noodles to eat in review.

While in review, I was happily munching on my 'breakfast' when my teacher walked up to me. The following conversation ensued.

Teacher: What are you eating?

Me: Just some ramen.

Teacher: Raw?

Me: Yeah, I like it raw.

Teacher: You don't cook it?

Me: Sometimes when I have the time.

Teacher: Well, you know, if you cooked it, it wouldn't be RAWmen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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