A list of puns related to "Ramen Noodles"
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They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.
Or do they cook them first?
I once had a friend named Phil who would put extra salt on his noodles. He died of high cholesterol.
Can I get a Ramen?
We were doing early morning review sessions for AP euro. I was running late and instead of cooking breakfast, I just grabbed a package of ramen noodles to eat in review.
While in review, I was happily munching on my 'breakfast' when my teacher walked up to me. The following conversation ensued.
Teacher: What are you eating?
Me: Just some ramen.
Teacher: Raw?
Me: Yeah, I like it raw.
Teacher: You don't cook it?
Me: Sometimes when I have the time.
Teacher: Well, you know, if you cooked it, it wouldn't be RAWmen.
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