Scallion Puns

A list of puns related to "Scallion"

What do you call a vegetable that does hip hop?

A rap scallion.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jun 02 2021
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What do you call an onion who sings hip-hop?

A Rap Scallion

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👤︎ u/fading2black82
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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Bill and Ted have a new cookbook coming out

It’s called Wyld Scallions

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👤︎ u/adamhoolhorst
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.

We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single “Pump up the Yams.”

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👤︎ u/DeliciousRoreos
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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I’m starting a vegetable based Hip Hop group.

We’re called the rap scallions.

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👤︎ u/pratojr
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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Did you hear about the green onion that went to jail?

Turns out he was a real rapSCALLION

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👤︎ u/christfarrar
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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I've lived 24 years this is the first time I heard my dad make a dadjoke

[in the backyard]

Dad: How come you still haven't cleaned your car.

Me: Sorry I just didn't have any time.

Dad: (walks over to plants)There's thyme right here, and scallions.

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👤︎ u/purpleontime
📅︎ Jun 22 2015
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I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.

Curse those wrap-scallions!

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👤︎ u/TonySpumoni
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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What do you call an onion that can spit fire?

A rap scallion.

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👤︎ u/Curiosity-Killed-The
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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