Bill and Ted have a new cookbook coming out

It’s called Wyld Scallions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Going to start a band for kids to raise the awareness of eating your vegetables.

We are called the Rap Scallions with our debut single β€œPump up the Yams.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeliciousRoreos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I’m starting a vegetable based Hip Hop group.

We’re called the rap scallions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Did you hear about the green onion that went to jail?

Turns out he was a real rapSCALLION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christfarrar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.

Curse those wrap-scallions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonySpumoni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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I've lived 24 years this is the first time I heard my dad make a dadjoke

[in the backyard]

Dad: How come you still haven't cleaned your car.

Me: Sorry I just didn't have any time.

Dad: (walks over to plants)There's thyme right here, and scallions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleontime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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