I told my mother-in-law there's a leek in her sink.
What do Leeks taste like?
Like Water, since the boat is sinking.
A leek in the engine room imgur.com/HotvFsc
There was a leek in my server room this morning.
Jokes about leeks!
Q) what do you call a bunch of cool-looking leeks? A) A cleek
Q) what do you call a smooth, glossy-looking leek? A) sleek
Q) what do you call a sad-looking leek? A) bleek
Q) what do you call a slanty-looking leek? A) Ob-leek.
Might need a plumber. My fridge sprung a leek. m.imgur.com/JQOZdbd
My wife made me a chicken and leek pie last night...
There was no chicken, so when I asked why she answered with a smile... O no, the chicken leeked out.
Ruined a perfectly good dinner just for that joke - so proud
Want to hear a story about leeks?
It won't be too farfetch'd
There is a leek in the engine room [x-post /r/funny]
https://i.redd.it/5aananum1ddx.jpg
Figured you guys might enjoy this.
How to make potato leek soup
- Fill a potato with soup
- Don't seal it very well.
(seen on my Facebook)
My wife while making Potato Leek soup
"Hey, my pot has a leek in it"
