Can anyone suggest more vegetable puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurmudgeonly
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Vegetable puns are great!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Vegetable Puns Needed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Pyramid76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.

Lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I have a really good vegetable pun

I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidwestProduct
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I'm looking for some vegetable puns

if you think of any lettuce know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess_chloe_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.

It’s a rotten experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun

as you artichoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notaleclively
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What do you call a bunch of vegetables standing in a line?

Queuecumbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COLDCYAN10
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Does every sentence have to mention some kind of vegetable?

Not necesscelery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What do you call a vegetable that does hip hop?

A rap scallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfterEffectserror
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I have a friend named Jack who can talk to vegetables

Jack and the beans talk!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
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What do you call a pair of scissors made out of vegetables?

Par-snip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourCommonBro
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What does a humanitarian eat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
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What kind if vegetable makes you sad?

Despairagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherBrownEye
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I combined vegetable and alphabet soups.

It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bykpoloplayer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Siddhartha Gautama Showed Up And Asked for Some Vegetables....

The village elders looked at him and asked, "Didn't you just start your own religion? Ask your followers instead!"

He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."

The next day he showed up and asked for some bread.

The village elders looked at him and asked, "Doesn't your religion disavow physical needs? Transcend your hunger instead."

He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."

The next day he showed up and asked for some meat.

The village elders looked at him and asked "Doesn't your religion espouse vegetarianism? You should be asking for bread and vegetables instead."

He said, "I already did, but no problem..."

Finally, the elders called the village guards to get rid of that Hungry Buddha Pest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorGarfanzo
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?

Collie-flour!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...

So if you do, lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.

I hear their clown act is corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titanium_Panda
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What do you get when you cross a Vegetable Patch with a Dinosaur?

Squash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I prefer eating my vegetables in silence.

I just want some peas and quiet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not neccescelery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call a vegetable that's only kind of cool?

Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpacemanSpliff47
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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I can't cook vegetables

I've made peas with that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forgotten_Orokin
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What does a pastor use when bugs get into his vegetable garden during the benediction?

Lettuce spray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Why is picking vegetables a good job?

It comes with a great celery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Which vegetable tells us how old a taxi is?

Cabbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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What's a caveman's favorite vegetable?

Aroogaboogula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
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What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmtr515
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What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?

Korn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstar115
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Eating more fresh vegetables makes you an expert pooper. It's right in the name.

Pro deuce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What is the highest ranking vegetable?

Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayoncer
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what do you call disgusting vegetables?

grosseries!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkb00mer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"

She said, "Not neccecelery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Why did the drummer play with vegetables?

He needed some fresh beets . . .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoman901
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Does every sentence need to include a vegetable?

Not necesscelery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeersForSmarch
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My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw33tcheeks427
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