A list of puns related to "Vegetable"
Lettuce know.
Iβd tell you but Iβm worried youβd think itβs too corny
if you think of any lettuce know
Itβs a rotten experience.
as you artichoke.
Queuecumbers
Not necesscelery
A rap scallion.
Beets
Jack and the beans talk!!!
Par-snip
What does a humanitarian eat?
Despairagus
It solved my consonantpation and i had a vowel movement.
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Didn't you just start your own religion? Ask your followers instead!"
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some bread.
The village elders looked at him and asked, "Doesn't your religion disavow physical needs? Transcend your hunger instead."
He said, "No problem, I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he showed up and asked for some meat.
The village elders looked at him and asked "Doesn't your religion espouse vegetarianism? You should be asking for bread and vegetables instead."
He said, "I already did, but no problem..."
Finally, the elders called the village guards to get rid of that Hungry Buddha Pest.
Collie-flour!
So if you do, lettuce know.
I hear their clown act is corny.
Squash
I just want some peas and quiet.
Not neccescelery.
Radish
I've made peas with that
Lettuce spray
It comes with a great celery
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
Cabbage.
Aroogaboogula.
A dic-tater
Korn
Pro deuce
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
Corn, it's made up entirely of colonels.
grosseries!!!
She said, "Not neccecelery."
He needed some fresh beets . . .
Jack and the beans talk!
Jack and the beans talk.
Not necesscelery!
Jack and the beans talk.
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