Vegetable puns are great!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what's tomato with him
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afieif
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.

Lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Designed_To
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Vegetable Puns Needed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Pyramid76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I have a really good vegetable pun

I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidwestProduct
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I'm looking for some vegetable puns

if you think of any lettuce know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princess_chloe_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.

It’s a rotten experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun

as you artichoke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notaleclively
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What's a metalheads favorite vegetable?

Korn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandstar115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?

An Arctichoke...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FallenGoalie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.

"Lettuce handle this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?

An incommunivocado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhesusfecespieces
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any

It’s like he didn’t even carrot all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excusetheblood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodsOwnTypo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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How does a vegetable win a fight ?

With carrot-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What vegetable lives in your heart?

Beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?

A-spear-iguess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Distractednoodle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Mom said she'd throw her son from a cliff if he didn't eat his vegetables ...

... but it was a bluff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwooopingIsBad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry

So I threw a pumpkin at her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What did the vegetables say before they started praying?

lettuce pray...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowsfeet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the vegetable never meet his father?

Because he had a dead beet dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is Nigel Farage's least favourite type of vegetable?

The European Onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."

Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?

A macauliflower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?

Beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Came home from the store with off-brand vegetable oil

wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Do you know why Bruce Lee never liked vegetables

He was always bullied by his cousin broccolee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryTrickyy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.

Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoohsySlayer69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.

I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a table made out of vegetables?

A vegetable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petty_Pastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call pasta made from vegetables?

Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What’s a sleepy mans favourite vegetable?

OniYawn πŸ§… πŸ₯±

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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The vegetable shop had to close

The vegetable shop had to close down. Why? IT WAS FULL OF LEEKS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What did the vegetable priest say to the congregation?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a vegetable that is almost amazing?

Rad-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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If your book is made of root vegetables...

You’re doing a taro reading!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Which vegetable is only slightly awesome?

A rad-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1nstrument
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...

...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What did the e. Coli bacterium tell his brother when forced to eat cruciferous vegetables?

Bro-coli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MjarjoSAC11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What vegetable is the most skilled in Martial Arts?

BroccLee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNakMuay4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What's the most lackluster vegetable?

A meaty okra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulture12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What kind of underwear do vegetables wear?

Planties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Yesterday, our boss Monty asked us to check the stock of vegetable shortening.

It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Judge-Bredd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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