Lettuce know if you find our dog
Never buy lettuce from the Mamas and Papas Grocery
What do you call a person with epilepsy laying on a bed of lettuce?
I was confused as to how much lettuce to buy from the grocery store, so I called my wife.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
What do you call a chicken looking a lettuce
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate ...
What do you call a chicken starting at a bowl of lettuce ?
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
Went to a new local grocery store called mommas and pappas. I bought a head of lettuce but just couldn't eat it...
Because all the leaves are brown.
Did you hear about the lettuce farmer who was murdered on his way to the farmers' market?
They found his romaines at the scene of the crime.
Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
He’s more of a Rocket Man.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
What do you call leftover lettuce?
What happened to the men who lost their lettuce?
I don't know, but apparently they lost their heads.
What did the rabbit say to the lettuce?
Romaine calm, I’m here for the carrots.
Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom?
He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn't have mushroom on his schedule.
Subway - Lettuce know how we did
I’d tell you the one about the lettuce,
But it’s just the tip of the iceberg.
What type of lettuce do skeletons use for their salads?
His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was ahead while the tomato tried to ketchup.
I don’t usually go grocery shopping, so when my mom asked to buy lettuce, I had to tell myself to romaine calm
I’ve been having to use lettuce as TP since the Covid craziness
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Stay safe kids,
Dad
I thought I saw a cute girl by the lettuce in the shop today
Lettuce stop these leeks.
What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
I had no clue how much lettuce to buy, so I called my wife from the grocery store.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
What do you call a rooster looking at lettuce?
What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce?
I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
Lettuce
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
Ran out of toilet paper and am now wiping with lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
What do you call a chicken that's looking at some lettuce?
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