Soccer cos play
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I asked my co-worker, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
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︎ Jan 21 2021
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
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︎ Jan 23 2021
None of my Co-workers are left handed.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Did you hear about the group of hulk cos-players at comic con?
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
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︎ May 02 2020
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Cos why not?
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︎ May 23 2019
COS thats a pun
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︎ Nov 06 2018
Are you a surd cos you're irrational
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︎ May 26 2019
From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Guys beware of sinΒ²x +cosΒ²x if you see it in your house
After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft
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︎ Sep 20 2019
A roofer was decapitated today while telling a dirty joke to his co-worker
I'm not sure what the joke was, but somebody should get his head out of the gutter.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My son and his co-worker are janitors who moved in together.
Theyβre broommates who sweep together.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Very Nice Cos-play!
https://preview.redd.it/m885m52e8b131.jpg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae55d876b7e62d873cb1941c0e9d13e108bf7f2e
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︎ May 30 2019
I tried to convince one of my co workers to buy the first round of drinks after our shift...
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I imagine when Microsoft's co-founder Mr.Gates gets a suit tailored, they must fit him perfectly.
They have to fit the Bill.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
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︎ Jul 23 2018
As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
LPT: If you don't want to buy sandwiches to your co-workers, just buy them with mistakes: Other kind of bread, other size...
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
First day as a pilot, I asked my co-pilot; βwhat are those buttons for?β
βTo keep your shirt closed.β
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Restaurant in Loveland, CO
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Gave my co-worker a can and asked him to open it. After he opened it I said that he was a can opener.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
sin/cos
Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button
Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...
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︎ May 03 2017
At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I donβt get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they donβt care if youβre up.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Co-worker got a new drill and another co-worker responded, "Oh man, he's got a gun!"
The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."
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︎ Dec 05 2019
A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said βitβs becoming apparent that youβre becoming a parentβ.
Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What starts with a CO ends with a CK and hurts when you donβt expect it?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
My co-worker told me The Weekend is coming to Vancouver this year.
I told her the weekend comes to Vancouver every 5 days.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
My co workers are like my Christmas lights...
Half of them donβt work and the other half arenβt that bright.
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︎ Nov 29 2017
Being a co-driver can really get tiresome
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I teach elementary special Ed, and my co-teacher and I joke back and forth all day. This is our most recent best.
Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.
Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?
Co-teacher: He couldn't say.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
My co-worker asked me if I like Eminem...
I said "no, I'm more of a Skittles guy."
"No I'm talking about the rapper."
"Why would I want to eat the wrapper?" I asked.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Golden Shower Bath and Kitchen Co.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Co-worker makes these, thought you guys would enjoy them
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Seen in Loveland, CO
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︎ Apr 28 2019
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
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︎ Apr 26 2018
A co-worker told be that seagulls will explode if you feed them Akka-seltzer
I told him heβs just gullible.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Dad co-worker let me steal one
Co-worker yells from front: MY FEEEET HURT
Dad-worker from the back: YEAH WELL MY ASS HAS A CRACK IN IT
credit to Don
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︎ Sep 01 2019
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