I've got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.
Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"
From march to September said the man
It’s funny cause it’s true.
What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?
The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.
TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?
The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks
The doctor told me i was wasting time
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
My wife left me cause Im too insecure
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
What do you call a horse that causes you to have bad dreams?
Some people will cause happiness wherever they go....
.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event
What causes people to have anxiety?
An over-active nervous system.
My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.
Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....
Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??
I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.
Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly
Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches
I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
Boxers cause a brief chase
I found the number one cause of dry skin!
Mobile phones cause cancer...
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
What is the leading cause for dry skin?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
The leading cause of dry skin
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Some people cause happiness wherever they go....
Others, whenever they go.
Do you know what causes dry skin?
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
What is the number one cause of divorce in America?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
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