Cause puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serk245
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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My wife left me cause Im too insecure

Never mind she was just at the grocery store

πŸ‘︎ 14k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Kills 99% of germs, the rest 1% cause bad puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Doesnt cause cancer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchingfire3HG
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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I guess video games did cause violence
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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They say that smoking causes cancer...

But it also cures salmon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.

I don't do it on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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πŸŽΌπŸŽ™πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆ And if you wanna get me / never neglect me / 'cause I'm a...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're

Responsible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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I bought some engine cleaner. The label said β€˜Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’

Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethrymir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It was a little drum attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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How do you call the bacillus that causes sadness?

Melan-coli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mors_omnia_solvit
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Get it, 'cause it's a tow truck? v.redd.it/jhzjiwg10lk41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?

An iron deficiency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misplaced_Texan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Why do cows have strong legs? Cause they got them calves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?

Hepatitis Eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cthutzpah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I’ve seen many causes come and go in my time, but I never joined any of them.

But when I saw a conga line, I said β€œNow that’s a movement I can get behind!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSperoTamencras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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Smoking causes early death...

but I’m not a morning person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Its for a good cause
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BizarreSilver97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
🚨︎ report
What’s the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fartingfajita
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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HELP!? How do I make this joke work...cause everyone hates it....

Q: How big was the lonely finch?

A:Ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timoliciousiii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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My wife gave our 2 year old candy cause she was crying...

Usually I don't condone infant gratification but I'll let it slide this time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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For a good cause
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedBlade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What was the name of that Meteor will cause Gen Z to panic?

Meteor little brother!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlayCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What do you call a diet that causes chronic flatulence ?

In-terminant farting

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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My doctor said that my narcissistic tendencies cause me to misread social interactions.

But I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuffinDoughnut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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The leading cause of cancer in lab rats

Research scientists

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings

But really, it's music that causes gun violins

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattlePants8154
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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So I bought this expensive notebook for hiking cause it was supposed to resist rips and tears. I tried to tear a page and ripped it right in half.

So turns out it's tear-able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch57113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.

On many different levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Haha its funny 'cause hands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/radicalbeef
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I have this rare disease that causes me to talk like a YouTuber

Please be sure to like, subscribe, and comment below.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-reddit-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Back in the old days you could send whatever you wanted to, to someone and they’d take you seriously, they’d believe you cause

Those were just fax!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why does untreated iron deficiency often cause someone to go insane?

It is a serious metal illness.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Every month I donate Β£500 to good causes.

Although it might be more if I tip the barman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The14thGender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adc500
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Why isn't HIV a major cause of depression?

Because it's not that hard to stay positive.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What breakfast pastry willfully causes more pain and suffering than a donut?

A crueller

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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GET IT CAUSE OWLS SAY HOO AND WHO SOUNDS LIKE WHO αΆ¦ ᡏⁿᡒʷ αΆ¦α΅—Λ’ α΅α΅ƒα΅ˆα΅‰ Κ·αΆ¦α΅—Κ° α΅α΅‰α΅α΅ƒα΅—αΆ¦αΆœ ˒ʰᡘ˒ʰ
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Your Dad is in a prison and he's got a stutter. What problems is that going to cause?

He's never gonna finish his sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyboy96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Not sure if this has been posted here before. I found it on Facebook cause I suck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiny_Shaymin18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.

It’s always the Earth’s fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senseless2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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A mechanic fell asleep and was crushed when another mechanic didn’t see him and lowered the lift. Cause of death? He was tire’d.
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Okay.... yes I know I took this using my phone on an iPad, cause I don’t have Reddit on me iPad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafinggass
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Jokes don't have to be original right? Cause I've only made up two jokes in my life. The rest are from things like this subreddit. XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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While i support the cause, the puns got me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuskyPsycho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?

He had no morrels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legna-mirror
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Children in the back seat cause accidents,

and accidents in the back seat cause children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebakira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I finally found out what causes random out of place boners

Subliminal thots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob666bender
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
🚨︎ report
What is the biggest cause of dry skin worldwide?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdollard333
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I'm going to start a movement that convinces people that vacuum cleaners cause autism in children.

It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Vaccinations may not cause autism, but I am still strongly against them

When I first got vaccinated I couldn’t walk or even talk for a year and a half.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MistaBaggins07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Excess weight could soon be Canada’s second leading preventable cause of cancer, report says

It’s a heavy problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KfirLA
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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When global warming causes you to see cow skulls in places that used to be green...

you'll know we've reached the cow tipping point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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He'll cause you pain and suffering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paper-machete56
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I don’t just play soccer cause I like the sport.

I’m just in it for kicks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/britsumm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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My doctor said that my sleeping medicine can cause Alzheimer's

I said β€œwhat can?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bauerttv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Cause I can't post in dad jokes

A father and his son are doing a jigsaw puzzle.

Father: "Have you got any corner pieces?"

Son: "Yeah I've got one here"

Father: "Well how do you keep your glasses on then?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baresam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Why does swearing cause heated discussions?

Because thereβ€˜s a lot of FRICK-tion

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zmelk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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People say weed causes memory loss

That’s nonsense,next thing they’ll say is that weed causes memory loss

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Kamehameheiiiiil. (OC, 9gag logo cause i uploaded it there a long time ago and lost it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryzexen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children:

Bedtime

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticaFont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Are you the Scandinavian Airline? Cause you’ve got some SAS.
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/issambentaieb
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
🚨︎ report
What's the number one cause of getting cut in the kitchen?

Sharp Cheddar

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cXoXdXy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do you call a little iced muffin that causes chronic pain?

A cupc-ache

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckDonuts12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What cheese causes pain?

Ouchies

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
🚨︎ report
Do you know what the #1 cause of dry skin is?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotiddereht
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Friend: My mouth burned the whole time cause my dad made me eat this hot pepper in exchange for the show ticket. Wasn’t even a good show.

Me: You just really ate to see it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderZ__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why does everyone like Cara? Cause she caras about everyone.
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstHandSet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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If you watch Bohemian Rhapsody too many times, it might cause damage to your nervous system.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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i sent my phone to dentist cause the bluetooth wasn’t working.
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I was on fire, left a few comments β€˜cause they just kept comin,
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maiso-the-moron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
🚨︎ report
What is the number one cause of Dry Skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronj2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
🚨︎ report
What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/it-bones-for-thee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Do you know what the #1 cause of dry skin is

towels

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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