Cause puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serk245
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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It’s funny cause it’s true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joy-Moderator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly

Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches

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I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.

Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Mobile phones cause cancer...

...if you smoke them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.

"Ma'am you son dried "

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife left me cause Im too insecure

Never mind she was just at the grocery store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes

but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...

"in vivo lost vagus"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the chivalrous driver cause a car crash?

He didn't look at the light as it was changing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What causes high tides?

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...

debillatated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stroger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slartibradfast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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My boss said he could fire me just cause.

I said he can’t fire me without just cause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Kills 99% of germs, the rest 1% cause bad puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I guess video games did cause violence
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Doesnt cause cancer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchingfire3HG
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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They better stay peaceful cause other wise they might get chased.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating

It's panda-moan-ium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psyched_to_Learn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It was a little drum attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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πŸŽΌπŸŽ™πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆ And if you wanna get me / never neglect me / 'cause I'm a...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you know that having too much sex causes memory loss?

Or at least that what page 137 figure II part B of my middle school science textbook said.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I have an affliction that causes me to make bad puns about dolphins.

I don't do it on porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Bats not only cause Corona, they could also cause bad puns. v.redd.it/rejaq9nx7sx41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiS
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I bought some engine cleaner. The label said β€˜Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’

Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethrymir
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Two dudes chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they're

Responsible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Get it, 'cause it's a tow truck? v.redd.it/jhzjiwg10lk41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?

An iron deficiency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misplaced_Texan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why do cows have strong legs? Cause they got them calves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ping_pong34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yyz-ac
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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