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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serk245
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I've got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.

It's a dad-ly disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation

When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscargamble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"

From march to September said the man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebmemer69420
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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It’s funny cause it’s true.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joy-Moderator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?

The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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TIL about the number one cause of divorce in America.

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towel!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stannaso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.

It's called Stuckhome syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Did you hear the one about how llamas would cause the end of the world?

It was an alpaca-lypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers

They keep asking for dose dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJadedSF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....

Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Whats the leading cause of dry skin? /r/Jokes/comments/lu8fbg/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Just thought this : I went to the doctor cause I was pooping clocks

The doctor told me i was wasting time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lighty-Slave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high

Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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My wife left me cause Im too insecure

Never mind she was just at the grocery store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bribonzuelo92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call a horse that causes you to have bad dreams?

A nightmare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plumpyboii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Some people will cause happiness wherever they go....

.....others will cause happiness whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?

Pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What do you call a meteor that causes an extinction event

A disasteroid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrence_shark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What causes people to have anxiety?

An over-active nervous system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggerNutthole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Did you know that too much sex can cause memory loss??

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 12:22 pm on September 23rd of last year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Caution: Tinder meetups can cause sparks to fly

Don't worry though, they're harmless without any matches

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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I'm 6 foot 6 inches (~196cm) and I recently found the cause for my back problems.

Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilkid96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I found the number one cause of dry skin!

Towels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Mobile phones cause cancer...

...if you smoke them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.

"Ma'am you son dried "

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What causes high tides?

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...

"in vivo lost vagus"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gannicusgota
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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What is the leading cause for dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The leading cause of dry skin

A towel.

Got em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karenismycat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Day three: what’s the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go....

Others, whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Do you know what causes dry skin?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewonkabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What's the leading cause of dry skin ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What is the number one cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

A towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/full_of_fud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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