A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
"Ma'am you son dried "
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
I don't think the Tectonic Plates cause earthquakes
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
Why did the chivalrous driver cause a car crash?
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...
"in vivo lost vagus"
What is the number one cause of divorce in America?
Marriage.
Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.
It was a little drum attic.
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?
Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation
What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?
Hepatitis Eh?
The leading cause of cancer in lab rats
Research scientists
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
My Dad told me this one while at dinner. "You know what the leading cause of dry skin is?"
Towels.
What was the name of that Meteor will cause Gen Z to panic?
Meteor little brother!
Back in the old days you could send whatever you wanted to, to someone and they’d take you seriously, they’d believe you cause
Those were just fax!
Children in the back seat cause accidents,
and accidents in the back seat cause children.
There’s only one thing to blame for the cause of earthquakes.
It’s always the Earth’s fault.
Jokes don't have to be original right? Cause I've only made up two jokes in my life. The rest are from things like this subreddit. XD
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
A mechanic fell asleep and was crushed when another mechanic didn’t see him and lowered the lift. Cause of death? He was tire’d.
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
I don’t just play soccer cause I like the sport.
I’m just in it for kicks.
Flint Michigan is the lead cause of problems in the US right now
What's the number one cause of getting cut in the kitchen?
Sharp Cheddar
I think we should stop blaming earthquakes for the destruction they cause
It's not their fault
What's the leading cause of dry skin ?
Towels
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
What’s the number one cause of dry skin?
Towels
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is?
Towels
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
What is the biggest cause of dry skin worldwide?
Towels
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Do you know what the #1 cause of dry skin is?
Towels
