Disease That Causes Puns

A list of puns related to "Disease That Causes"

Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss.

Me: Is it contagious?

Doctor: Is what contagious?

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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👤︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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I have this rare disease that causes me to talk like a YouTuber

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, there’s a whole list of things that you can’t do to an eagle under federal law?

obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?

but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle

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👤︎ u/severalghostsatonce
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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