Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
What did sine and cos say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...
It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.
We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...
‘Far Canal. I hate this place’.
Did you hear about the group of hulk cos-players at comic con?
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
I once got into an argument with a co-worker, who slammed the door so hard when he left, it broke the latch.
Which sucked, because I thought we needed the closure...
I asked my co-worker, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
None of my Co-workers are left handed.
Are you a surd cos you're irrational
Very Nice Cos-play!
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Guys beware of sin²x +cos²x if you see it in your house
After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft
Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
What is the most co-dependent of all the pastas?
A roofer was decapitated today while telling a dirty joke to his co-worker
I'm not sure what the joke was, but somebody should get his head out of the gutter.
My son and his co-worker are janitors who moved in together.
They’re broommates who sweep together.
From my co worker: What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
I tried to convince one of my co workers to buy the first round of drinks after our shift...
He said no, but it was worth a shot.
sin/cos
Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button
Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...
LPT: If you don't want to buy sandwiches to your co-workers, just buy them with mistakes: Other kind of bread, other size...
As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
My co-worker Nicholas is rarely late for work meetings, but it often shows up within 2 minutes of the meeting start time
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
Restaurant in Loveland, CO
Gave my co-worker a can and asked him to open it. After he opened it I said that he was a can opener.
Co-worker got a new drill and another co-worker responded, "Oh man, he's got a gun!"
The followed response, "Guys calm down, it's just a drill."
At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...
A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said “it’s becoming apparent that you’re becoming a parent”.
Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling
What starts with a CO ends with a CK and hurts when you don’t expect it?
Last year I made a video with my co workers.
My co workers are like my Christmas lights...
Half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t that bright.
My co-worker told me The Weekend is coming to Vancouver this year.
I told her the weekend comes to Vancouver every 5 days.
Being a co-driver can really get tiresome
I teach elementary special Ed, and my co-teacher and I joke back and forth all day. This is our most recent best.
Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.
Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?
Co-teacher: He couldn't say.
My co-worker asked me if I like Eminem...
I said "no, I'm more of a Skittles guy."
"No I'm talking about the rapper."
"Why would I want to eat the wrapper?" I asked.
I need help! I am co-captain of a team to raise money for cancer. My team needs a name. I need to mix some element of cancer with Alice in Wonderland. I need a pun, and I figured this subreddit is the best place to go. Thanks
Golden Shower Bath and Kitchen Co.
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
Co-worker makes these, thought you guys would enjoy them
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