I told him to gopher it.
Just go buy some milk late at night!
Often, she's a hoe.
I haven't convinced her yet but I feel like it could really spruce things up
She wanted to go as the opening credits and start by painting it on her face.
Then she got discouraged, βI canβt just paint it all dark with words on it, thatβs blackface!β
I told her, βNo, thatβs typeface.β
Ranch Dressing.
May divorce be with you.
they always put an act
Finally, some character development!
I told them I was a crossplayer
that's it, that's the joke. from my dad. he was in tears about it.
He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...
So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops
Dad? Guess whose this?? <<
>> A virgin.
Fml
Bill Cosplay
He was talking about cosplays. I interrupted and said "What about sinplays and tanplays?"
Cue a few seconds of silence, then "OH MY GOD"
Pull up. See some Death Note cosplayers walking into the building. Suddenly hear dad as we exit the car, "YEAH! GO BUSINESSMAN!"
Goddammit, dad. Just let this whole place know you don't belong here.
My dad has been growing a moustache for Movember, and I commented on it.
Me: You know, you should grow a Lenin beard; it'd suit you.
Him: Really?
Me: Yeah, you could cosplay as Lenin and go to conventions! Hey, you could go to CommieCon! [satisfied grin]
