A weeb wacker
Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia
The Manga Carta
What kind of car would an anime little sister drive? A Nii-san.
You might say he is an anime-niac
My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]
Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'
Only a few people will understand it xD
It’s called Attack on Tighten...
Because this morning I’m Dragon Ball Z
Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-
Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-
Me: Let's watch Supphomi!
Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."
Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!
Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo
Pull up. See some Death Note cosplayers walking into the building. Suddenly hear dad as we exit the car, "YEAH! GO BUSINESSMAN!"
Goddammit, dad. Just let this whole place know you don't belong here.
Me: how come all the eastern characters can sense a person's presence?
Dad: I don't know, but can they sense Christmas presents?