Anime Puns

A list of puns related to "Anime"

What do you call an assassin that only kills anime lovers?

A weeb wacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What's a chicken's favourite anime?

Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a French anime fan?

Oui-aboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simaobernardo7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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god and anime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call the anime bill of rights?

The Manga Carta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Is the anime good? I dunno but the manga rocks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayavaron
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call sex with an anime cat girl?

Sixty-Nyaaaaan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What is WALL-E's favorite anime?

https://preview.redd.it/7orvjx5mahn31.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=80eec2e08213ff2b818dd84f6b9b11e6dfd59016

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technicalviking
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I got one for you anime nerds

What kind of car would an anime little sister drive? A Nii-san.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blibber3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojo’s bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamJamCuddlyLamb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What to you call anime if its really confusing?

Nanime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u_know_the_tuna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What do you call a french anime fan?

a Ouib

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devin_907
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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My friend is crazy about anime.

You might say he is an anime-niac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What's the Hawaiian squirrel's favorite anime?

My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilphLurker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.

Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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How many puzzle pieces does it take to solve an anime puzzle?

One Piece.

or:

Over 9000.

Only a few people will understand it xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueMeteor134
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Did you hear about the anime about cutting loose?

It’s called Attack on Tighten...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call someone who likes anime and eats one type of cereal?

An oataku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Notagamedeveloper112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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What is a Mexicans favorite anime?

Juan piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_arjit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call a piece of tube-shaped pasta that watched too much anime?

Arigatoni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Last night I slept like an Anime character

Because this morning I’m Dragon Ball Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rearview_Mirror
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Kids wanted to watch a new anime, so I suggested...

Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-

Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-

Me: Let's watch Supphomi!

Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."

Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Technohazard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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What do you call Bill Cosby when he dresses up as an anime character?

Bill Cosplay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonahIsGood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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What sound does an anime themed ambulance make?

Weeboo Weeboo Weeboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impressivedebt04
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Arriving at Anime Weekend Atlanta

Pull up. See some Death Note cosplayers walking into the building. Suddenly hear dad as we exit the car, "YEAH! GO BUSINESSMAN!"

Goddammit, dad. Just let this whole place know you don't belong here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronicallyMature
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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After watching anime

Me: how come all the eastern characters can sense a person's presence?

Dad: I don't know, but can they sense Christmas presents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kadunk25
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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So what do you call a French anime fan?

A Oui-aboo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louis_ph
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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