I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
These could be the titles of two horror movies
My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.
Luckily I was the one facing the screen.
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies
Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies
What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?
I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
Where do ghosts make their movies?
I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.
That's because the difference between them is night and day.
Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
Horror movies keep ghosts...
...on the edge of their sheet.
What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Today I watched all the Thor movies
These movies are so derivative.
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
How does a Russian watch movies?
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?
They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"
"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"
"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."
Why can’t kitties watch r-rated movies?
Your brother says he hates scary movies. Want to know why?
Because he thinks they're Horror-ible
What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?
I wasn’t a big fan of the despicable me movies
Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?
They have no stomach for them.
You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?
For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.
I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
My friend and I watched 2 movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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