I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits

Pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daymanahaha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.

Too much cursing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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These could be the titles of two horror movies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.

Luckily I was the one facing the screen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why are so many movies made in america?

...Because they like shooting things

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plopperdinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?

A trailer park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllArePunished
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies

They say it contains a huge spoiler.

I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies

But I didn’t have Room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies

Nyetflix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?

The Extended cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...

All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?

Wow, this blew Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"

Ronald: I'm loving "IT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballroomaddict
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Where do ghosts make their movies?

At Univer-soul Studios.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.

It got old quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shy_Gal_Skye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.

That's because the difference between them is night and day.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?

It's still the oldest trick in the book!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhispererKappa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Horror movies keep ghosts...

...on the edge of their sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namdnas78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?

Pirated movies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Today I watched all the Thor movies

'cause it's Thor'sday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anish-Roy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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These movies are so derivative.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... /r/harrypotter/comments/h…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chidthekid24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.

I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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How does a Russian watch movies?

With Njetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HetIsTristan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?

An Ogre dose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?

They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnifeLegend19
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalbergTheKing
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viv3K_Banerjee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"

"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"

"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Why can’t kitties watch r-rated movies?

Too much purrfanity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrscluna
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Your brother says he hates scary movies. Want to know why?

Because he thinks they're Horror-ible

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?

Melon-dramas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I wasn’t a big fan of the despicable me movies

But then it gru on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopheGS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?

They have no stomach for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomWittyNam3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?

The Invisible Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/open-up-the-door
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.

I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.

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Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.

Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yazinak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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My friend and I watched 2 movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gcd_cbs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edotri
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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