My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. đ
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Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
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In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.
In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.
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For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.
I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.
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What's the most common dialogue in movies?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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I really didn't like "despicable me" movies in the begining
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...
Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.
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If I steal movies in the Bahamas...
...does that make me a pirate of the Caribbean?
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the bad puns and (basically) dadjokes in the 007 movies?
Even if he isn't an actual Dad, I still feel a common bond with the man.
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So I just heard that the two main characters from the previous Men In Black movies are going to have major parts in the upcoming sequel!
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Why did the banana want to star in the movies?
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Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
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Why don't you see any Formula One movies in the theatres?
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Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
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I don't understand the huge emphasis on cinnamon in movies.
Do we really need a whole award for cinnamontography?
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So in 2008 I went to the movies with my dad...
We went to see Jumper. As we went to go buy our tickets my dad said, "Hi, two tickets to that movie about a sweater please."
I groaned loudly.
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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What do the movies titanic and the six sense have in common
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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
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