All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.

Too much cursing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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These could be the titles of two horror movies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Rick Astley will give you all the movies from his Pixar collection except one

His never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies

They say it contains a huge spoiler.

I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?

Wow, this blew Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.

That's because the difference between them is night and day.

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Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?

It's still the oldest trick in the book!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhispererKappa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.

In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Today I watched all the Thor movies

'cause it's Thor'sday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anish-Roy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... /r/harrypotter/comments/h…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chidthekid24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.

I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.

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What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?

An Ogre dose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?

They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnifeLegend19
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalbergTheKing
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viv3K_Banerjee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?

Melon-dramas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I wasn’t a big fan of the despicable me movies

But then it gru on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopheGS
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.

I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.

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I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.

But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup-mr-stark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My wife made me watch a bunch of movies from the early 1900’s that I didn’t like.

I had to suffer in silents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.

That one takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I won't let me daughter watch the Cars movies because of a certain recurring theme.

Race-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiDiddlyHoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks movies has been using methamphetamine for a while apparently.

I thought he was just a quack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiggerNick9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I liked the Harry Potter books and movies, but...

I feel like the character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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What's the most common dialogue in movies?

[indistinct chattering]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikekhan7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My friend from the Netherlands doesn't like movies.

He probably just enjoys the Dutch angles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitchJager
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

"Icy" Dead People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.

He was dead Sirius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, β€œShould we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?”

Since you love the Monster Sink so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flowers_are_red
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagy_swagerson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I really didn't like "despicable me" movies in the begining

But it Gru on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_xXFURYXx_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elveri
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies

Call that some NOStalgia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What do the movies titanic and the six sense have in common

Icy dead people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

"Icy" Dead People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Last night, me and my friend watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurikidink
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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