All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
These could be the titles of two horror movies
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Rick Astley will give you all the movies from his Pixar collection except one
His never gonna give you Up
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. π
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I heard theyβre remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
Theyβre calling it The Two Tires
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︎ Nov 09 2020
A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.
That's because the difference between them is night and day.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.
In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Today I watched all the Thor movies
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︎ Aug 27 2020
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?
They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR
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︎ May 12 2020
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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︎ May 07 2020
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I wasnβt a big fan of the despicable me movies
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︎ Feb 08 2020
For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.
I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
My wife made me watch a bunch of movies from the early 1900βs that I didnβt like.
I had to suffer in silents.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I won't let me daughter watch the Cars movies because of a certain recurring theme.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks movies has been using methamphetamine for a while apparently.
I thought he was just a quack addict.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I liked the Harry Potter books and movies, but...
I feel like the character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
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︎ May 25 2018
What's the most common dialogue in movies?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
My friend from the Netherlands doesn't like movies.
He probably just enjoys the Dutch angles...
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︎ Dec 09 2019
What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, βShould we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?β
Since you love the Monster Sink so much.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
I really didn't like "despicable me" movies in the begining
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...
Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.
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︎ May 02 2019
I've got some really fond memories of the older Fast and Furious movies
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What do the movies titanic and the six sense have in common
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︎ Feb 10 2019
What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Last night, me and my friend watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
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