I watched it and it’s obvious that everyone there is a paid actor!!!
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
It really maddens me.
RIP John … BOOM!
Seems like a silly thing to Fallout 4. While I gathered my things I tried to talk her out of it. She said "just Pacman". This is a real Crysis
You put the cartridge in a pear tree.
Dern tootin’!
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Took me awhile to realize they totally played me.
I reassured him it was just a miner character
Maltyplayer.
I told him “that’s amazing”
V.Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
He said Wii.
Farmers
He sent a picture of a light switch. (This actually happened today.)
It's for best supporting roles
It's because they're on a hard drive.
Tik Tok Toe
Fart Cry 6
Because it's made from hide!
Ironically, this makes me a soda streamer
I always need to console myself.
Now he's an x-boxer.
Pure bred redemption 2
And she said "wii"
Jerry can 👍
He said I was too controlling.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
They can't gain the mussel memory
My girlfriend and I are in an argument. I’m playing video games and ignoring her. I hear a knock on the door but wasn’t expecting anyone. Sounds like a food delivery transaction.
She calls my name, I don’t respond.
She texts “would you like a f*cking slice of pizza?”
I respond “No, but I appreciate the piece offering”
She just left the house. Am I doing this right?
About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
It's too weak.
Dad Awards
To truly capture the “Spirit of the Dad” what are some achievements you think make a True Dad?
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“Fixed it!” - complete an entire home improvement project in a single trip to the hardware/lumber store.
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“Gotcha!” - demonstrate the Dad Reflex by catching a toddler seconds before disaster.
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“That’s my boy/girl!” - get in trouble with the SO when your son/daughter picked up a bad habit of yours, or develops your bad sense of humor/pranks.
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“Here boy!” - develop a stronger bond with the new family pet than any of the kids who wanted it in the first place.
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“Office time” - spend at least 30 minutes in the bathroom hiding from the kids/spouse even though you don’t actually have to go to the bathroom.
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“Blame it on the dog” - make at least one passenger choke on a fart in the car.
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“Really?” - have a kid/spouse completely buy in to one of your bad dad jokes. (I had my wife convinced for nearly an hour that the rumble strips on the side of the highway was called the “Brailleway” and it was for blind drivers)
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“But the kids will love it!” - use the kids as justification to purchase something that you’ve always wanted.
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“Try it, you’ll like it!” - introduce a kid into your hobby as an excuse to go out more often than the spouse would usually tolerate.
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“Saved the day!” - prevent a meltdown by fixing the favorite toy that seemed completely destroyed.
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“Animal surgeon” - conduct ‘surgery’ to patch up a favorite stuffed animal.
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“Here, let me show you” - take over a video game under the guise of showing the kid how to play.
What else can you add to this list?
- The groom gave me permission to riddle the best man speech with puns which was great, but im a bit worried Illinois the rest of you.
- Firstly, I’d like to thank you all for coming to celebrate these two here at their Maryland, im sorry wedding.
- Iowa lot to my brother because despite whatever situation or distance, he’s eager to check in and catch up. He’s always been a supportive brother and I’m happy to consider him a great friend.
- Augusta Maine thing is Idaho-ped that he might find someone to bring out the best in him, and that is the bride without a doubt.
- I’m Minnesota the middle of this thing and I want to to wish them all the happiness in the world. You guys always bring a smile and fill the space with joy from Florida ceiling.
- When you look back on your pictures and videos from today in a month, Montana half, I hope you remember all the love you have for each other and carry that with you.
- Utah have a bright future together and I hope you make the most of it. Whether you’re simply relaxing at home Washingtons of premier league games or traveling together (perhaps to any of the locations previously mentioned), I wish you all the love in the world and I’m fortunate to call you both family.
- Alaska you before I finish is that you forgive me for any puns that didn’t land and if I missed, I’ll try not to Michigan. Enjoy the rest of your night, here’s to the bride and groom!
Dad response, “You know it’s true...”
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) 🙂
Not much
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.
It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
