These could be the titles of two horror movies
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
Where do ghosts make their movies?
I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
Horror movies keep ghosts...
...on the edge of their sheet.
What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Today I watched all the Thor movies
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
These movies are so derivative.
How does a Russian watch movies?
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?
They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
"Do you know that movies about Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits where they try to destroy a ring?"
"You mean The Lord Of The Rings?"
"Yes, that's the one I'm Tolkien about."
Why can’t kitties watch r-rated movies?
Your brother says he hates scary movies. Want to know why?
Because he thinks they're Horror-ible
What kind of movies does the cantaloupe enjoy?
I wasn’t a big fan of the despicable me movies
You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?
For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.
I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
You should always use protection when watching movies
You don't want to catch D-VD
Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?
They have no stomach for them.
My wife made me watch a bunch of movies from the early 1900’s that I didn’t like.
I had to suffer in silents.
What kind of movies do homeless people make?
I've always been a fan of heist movies, but the one involving the bakery has to be one of my favourites of all time.
Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
My friend and I watched 2 movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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