Ice Cube
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Nah, itβs just water under the fridge.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon itβll be water under the fridge.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I swallowed an ice cube the other day
I'm getting worried, I still haven't passed it yet
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now itβs just water under the fridge...
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Did you hear the one about the ice cubeβs great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now itβs all water under the fridge.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.
But now that's all just water under the fridge.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Under a post on r/BattleForDreamIsland about Ice Cube
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Ice Cube ain't playing around!
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︎ Aug 04 2019
My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...
...but this morning itβs just water under the fridge
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind
It takes quite a while though.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I just lost an ice cube in the kitchen.
But I'm not worried, its just water under the fridge.
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︎ May 02 2019
If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
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︎ Nov 26 2018
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
Ice Cube and Ice T have a new album coming outβ¦
I hear itβs βone cold drinkβ
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︎ Jan 02 2019
I saw Ice Cube jump onto Dwayne Johnson when he was lifting a 150kg boulder.
One could say he was on the rocks
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︎ Jul 06 2019
I saw Ice Cube today!
I wouldβve said hi, but I couldnβt think of a good icebreaker.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Vanilla Ice Cubes
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︎ Feb 23 2018
If Ice Cube suddenly released one of the best rap singles of this decade...
It would be a Song of Ice and Fire.
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︎ May 15 2016
The rapper Ice Cube has gotten diagnosed with stage 1 cancer..
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︎ Mar 27 2018
Ice cubes are anitisocial.
They always disappear when things are heating up.
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︎ Apr 12 2016
"Will I die from swallowing an ice cube?"
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︎ Apr 04 2015
Ice cube anyone?
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︎ Aug 06 2013
How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?
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︎ Sep 08 2016
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︎ Aug 06 2013
Client says to me that he can't find his ice cube CD.
I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.
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︎ Mar 14 2016
My new puppy really likes ice cubes.
He thinks they're the coolest things ever.
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︎ Mar 09 2016
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Naw, itβs just water under the fridge.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon Itβll just be water under the fridge.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, itβll be water under the fridge.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
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︎ Mar 16 2018
I used to throw ice cubes under the fridge to annoy my parents
Now it's all water under the fridge
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︎ Feb 12 2019
My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator...
But now itβs just water under the fridge...
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︎ Apr 06 2018
Her: Why on earth are you kicking the ice cubes under the refrigerator?
You: No worries. Itβll soon be water under the fridge.
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︎ Jan 18 2018
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