I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube
And I still haven't pooped it out.
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
I swallowed an ice cube the other day
I'm getting worried, I still haven't passed it yet
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now it’s just water under the fridge...
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now it’s all water under the fridge.
I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.
But now that's all just water under the fridge.
Ice Cube ain't playing around!
Under a post on r/BattleForDreamIsland about Ice Cube
My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...
...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge
I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind
It takes quite a while though.
I just lost an ice cube in the kitchen.
But I'm not worried, its just water under the fridge.
If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?
Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
Ice Cube and Ice T have a new album coming out…
I hear it’s “one cold drink”
I saw Ice Cube jump onto Dwayne Johnson when he was lifting a 150kg boulder.
One could say he was on the rocks
I saw Ice Cube today!
I would’ve said hi, but I couldn’t think of a good icebreaker.
If Ice Cube suddenly released one of the best rap singles of this decade...
It would be a Song of Ice and Fire.
The rapper Ice Cube has gotten diagnosed with stage 1 cancer..
Ice cubes are anitisocial.
They always disappear when things are heating up.
"Will I die from swallowing an ice cube?"
How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?
Client says to me that he can't find his ice cube CD.
I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.
My new puppy really likes ice cubes.
He thinks they're the coolest things ever.
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Naw, it’s just water under the fridge.
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
I used to throw ice cubes under the fridge to annoy my parents
Now it's all water under the fridge
My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator...
But now it’s just water under the fridge...
Her: Why on earth are you kicking the ice cubes under the refrigerator?
You: No worries. It’ll soon be water under the fridge.
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