Now it’s a wrecked-angle.
He said a square word
... a wrecked angle.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.
It becomes an erectangle
He said, “You know that thing where we finish each other’s sentences?”.
She wears an algaebra.
Co-worker comes up to me: "Is boss around?"
Me: "No, she's more of a rectangle."
Kill me now.
My sister and I were cleaning our basement to prepare for a party. Half of it is the entertainment center, and the other half is open space. Our dad tends to use it as a workshop when we're not hosting parties.
As we're putting away tools and sweeping up, my sister calls out, "Hey, I found the heavy metal." I thought she meant my CDs.
When I turned around, she was holding a 2"x6" rectangle of metal. And it was heavy.
And I groaned super hard.
Tutoring a 7 year old from Africa and he was doing his math homework. He was supposed to draw squares to cover a rectangle and then write down how many squares it took. I asked him how many it took. He responded with "All of them".