I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now itβs a wrecked-angle.

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π€︎ u/FinalCaveat
π︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why did the little rectangle get sent to the principal's office?

He said a square word

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π€︎ u/DrNova121
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What do you call a rectangle that got into an accident?

... a wrecked angle.

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π€︎ u/devdevo1919
π︎ Jun 17 2019
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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Sep 21 2019
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What happens when a Male rectangle sees a female rectangle?

It becomes an erectangle

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π€︎ u/alex2502
π︎ May 03 2019
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Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction
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My twin brother called me from prison.

He said, βYou know that thing where we finish each otherβs sentences?β.

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You won this round cheese
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π€︎ u/Deathlysin
π︎ Mar 29 2019
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An interesting title
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π€︎ u/Fulua
π︎ Dec 28 2018
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What do you call a shape that gets into a car accident?

A rectangle.

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π€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
π︎ Apr 11 2020
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What a couple of squares
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π€︎ u/Pictionfulp329
π︎ Sep 18 2018
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How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?

She wears an algaebra.

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π€︎ u/DeviantClam
π︎ Jan 15 2016
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π€︎ u/Newt24
π︎ Dec 16 2016
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Square Root (x-post r/pics)
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π€︎ u/jmonumber3
π︎ Feb 01 2013
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What do you get when two angles get into a crash?

A Rectangle

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π€︎ u/GalacTech
π︎ Sep 21 2015
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Just dropped this gem at work

Co-worker comes up to me: "Is boss around?"

Me: "No, she's more of a rectangle."

Kill me now.

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π€︎ u/bryansway
π︎ Nov 15 2013
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"I found the heavy metal."

My sister and I were cleaning our basement to prepare for a party. Half of it is the entertainment center, and the other half is open space. Our dad tends to use it as a workshop when we're not hosting parties.

As we're putting away tools and sweeping up, my sister calls out, "Hey, I found the heavy metal." I thought she meant my CDs.

When I turned around, she was holding a 2"x6" rectangle of metal. And it was heavy.

And I groaned super hard.

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π€︎ u/kayneargand
π︎ Apr 30 2015
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Dad joked the 7 year old I tutor

Tutoring a 7 year old from Africa and he was doing his math homework. He was supposed to draw squares to cover a rectangle and then write down how many squares it took. I asked him how many it took. He responded with "All of them".

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π€︎ u/MrBoone2
π︎ Feb 25 2014
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What do you call an angle that is tired?

A Rectangle

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π€︎ u/Lawless_7
π︎ Jan 24 2018
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