I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.

Now it’s a wrecked-angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why did the little rectangle get sent to the principal's office?

He said a square word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNova121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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You know our toes? you know, the little nublets on your fleshy rectangles of walking?

Yeah I bet they're all toe-gether

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olalajump
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What do you call a rectangle that got into an accident?

... a wrecked angle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devdevo1919
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What happens when a Male rectangle sees a female rectangle?

It becomes an erectangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex2502
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Squares are just quadrilaterals that suffer from a rectangle dysfunction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam-P-D
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call a shape that gets into a car accident?

A rectangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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My twin brother called me from prison.

He said, β€œYou know that thing where we finish each other’s sentences?”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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You won this round cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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An interesting title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fulua
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What a couple of squares
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pictionfulp329
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?

She wears an algaebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeviantClam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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Square Root (x-post r/pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmonumber3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2013
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What do you call an angle that is tired?

A Rectangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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What do you get when two angles get into a crash?

A Rectangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacTech
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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Just dropped this gem at work

Co-worker comes up to me: "Is boss around?"

Me: "No, she's more of a rectangle."

Kill me now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryansway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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"I found the heavy metal."

My sister and I were cleaning our basement to prepare for a party. Half of it is the entertainment center, and the other half is open space. Our dad tends to use it as a workshop when we're not hosting parties.

As we're putting away tools and sweeping up, my sister calls out, "Hey, I found the heavy metal." I thought she meant my CDs.

When I turned around, she was holding a 2"x6" rectangle of metal. And it was heavy.

And I groaned super hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2015
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In the international line at the airport

Me: I hate lines! Dad: So you like triangles, squares, and rectangle? Me: dad stop Dad: well technically it's a line segment, a line would go on forever. Me: Dad stop talking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evmitch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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Dad joked the 7 year old I tutor

Tutoring a 7 year old from Africa and he was doing his math homework. He was supposed to draw squares to cover a rectangle and then write down how many squares it took. I asked him how many it took. He responded with "All of them".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBoone2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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