A list of puns related to "Rectangular"
They have square roots.
i prefer triangle because they're kinda acute.
I guess it's back to square won.
Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey
A brief case
My response: βA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.β
At lunch with my grandparents, waiter comes over to ask how our meals were: Grandma "What does the dessert menu look like?" Waiter "Well, it's black, rectangular, about this big..."
Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:
Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.
Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.
Edit: grammar
Sorting through junk mail full of holiday sales.
Wife: "Nothing but circulars?"
Me: "Mm, they're mostly rectangulars."
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