Why do 16-trees and 25-trees grow rectangular?

They have square roots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I don't like rectangular shapes

i prefer triangle because they're kinda acute.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.

I guess it's back to square won.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why did the architect build a rectangular skyscraper ?

Cause there were always 2 sides to a storey

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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A quick court trial of a man charged with stealing men's underwear in his leather rectangular container

A brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bossofthemoss07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Finally found the square root
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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My son’s text: β€œWhat is my car’s license plate?”

My response: β€œA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Dad joked by the waiter

At lunch with my grandparents, waiter comes over to ask how our meals were: Grandma "What does the dessert menu look like?" Waiter "Well, it's black, rectangular, about this big..."

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Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Shapely

Sorting through junk mail full of holiday sales.

Wife: "Nothing but circulars?"

Me: "Mm, they're mostly rectangulars."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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