So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
What was wrong with the wooden car?
I dated a woman with a wooden leg.
It wasn't working out, so I broke it off. Sorry Peg.
There's a group of guys that assemble wooden furniture for fun.
I was dating a girl with a wooden leg
I’ve bought my girlfriend a wooden leg for Christmas.
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
I don't know why it wooden't work
Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?
Because it's all bark and no byte.
I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.
I once met a guy with a wooden leg named James.
I still wonder what he named his other leg.
I asked my psychiatrist for an update on my phobia of becoming a wooden pole
She said, I'll keep you posted...
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
Do you guys want to know what I put in the wooden box I made and threw in the ocean?
Never mind it’s a sea-crate....
(I made this up please don’t murder me)
I've put a wooden desk and a blackboard up in my bedroom.
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
I saw a wooden post with writing on it today.
I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
I rented a car with a wooden engine today.
I tried repeatedly but it just wooden go anywhere.
Son: "Do you want the wooden one or the plastic one?"
Dad: *Getting into row boat* "either oar"
I used to have a girlfriend with a wooden leg...
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
You can't take a photo of a man with a wooden leg.
I got a wooden dog the other day
He's all bark and no bite
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
I bet this helicopter wooden fly
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Source: my actual Dad.
I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.
Problem is it wooden start.
A man with a wooden eye is sitting at a bar
While there, he is wanting to find a lady to dance with. He sees a lonely lady across the bar with a peg leg, and decides to talk to her.
He says, “Would you dance with me?”
Excited, she says “Would I?? Would I??”
He gets mad and says “Peg leg! Peg leg!”
Friend purchased a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels. I asked if they had ridden it and they said no...
I finally got work installing wooden window blinds...
I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.
What happens to a wooden board when it takes a lady home?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
I quit my job of drilling holes in decorative wooden plaques...
Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
Did you guys hear about the wooden car?
I bought a wooden car today.
Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition.
Wooden start.
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
Did anybody hear about the wooden car?
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